Well friends you know once I was took in by a girl
with a twinkly eye But the first time that I
wasn't lookin' she ran off with a handsomer guy oh
my But I'm an inventin' type feller so as soon as
my brain got uncurled I tiptoed right down to my
cellar and built a mechanical girl Oh her arms are
iron her legs are steel her hips are on wires
attached to a wheel And her spine is a coil that I
now and then oil she's my ever lovin' machine

She's always right there when I need her and she's
very easy to please And hardly cost nothing to
feed her just some water and oil and grease She
never complains when I stay out all night she
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want her just to cuddle me up tight I just reach
out and turn on 'er switch Oh her arms are iron...

She has no trouble makin' her mind up cause
friends I did not give her a mind And her heart is
a clock that I wind up so I know that she'll love
me in time She always did what she was supposed to
right up to this evening but then She had an
affair with a toaster and they ran off and left me
again Oh her arms were iron her legs were steel
her hips were on wires attached to a wheel And her
spine was a coil that I used to oil she was my
ever lovin' machine