Well now friends you'd never guess it so I really must confess it
I just met the sweetest woman in my long dismal life
But a friend of mine said buddy just in case your mind is muddy
Don't you know that girl you're fooling with is Old Peg-Leg Johnson's wife
And Old Peg Leg's big and mean, tough and grim
And he'll brain you with his artificial limb
But next morning bright and early I stole old Peg-Leg's girlie
And I also took his wooden leg just to play it safe
But there weren't no time for laughter cause he started hopping after
And I keep on running faster but he won't give up the chase
So now I'm running 'cross the country with his bride
And I got his wooden leg right by my side

I'm a three-legged man with a two-legged woman
Being chased by a one-legged fool
Though he's hoppin' and he's cloppin' and he shows no sign of stoppin'
I tell you boys this life is hard and cruel

'Cross the deserts and the valleys and those dark Chicago alleys
Cross that mighty Mississippi to the hills of Caroline
'Cross the mountains of Montana, through the swamps of Louisiana
Every time that I look back he's just one leg behind
And I know he must be cold and wet and sick
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I'm a three-legged man with a two-legged woman
Being chased by a one-legged fool
Though he's hoppin' and he's cloppin' and he shows no sign of stoppin'
I tell you boys this life is hard and cruel

Oh he's ragged and he's filthy and I'm feeling kinda guilty
Specially in the evenings when I hear him plead and beg
He says in spite of all your stealing friend I bear you no hard feelings
You can keep that damned old woman but please give me back my leg
Cause although the leg you meant to take was wooden
In the dark by mistake took my good'un

I'm a three-legged man with a two-legged woman
Being chased by a one-legged fool
Though he's hoppin' and he's cloppin' and he shows no sign of stoppin'
I tell you boys this life is hard and cruel

I'm a three-legged man with a two-legged woman
Being chased by a one-legged fool
Though he's hoppin' and he's cloppin' and he shows no sign of stoppin'
I tell you boys this life is hard and cruel