I remember sayin' I don't care either way
Just as long as he or she is healthy I'm ok okay
Then the doctor pointed to the corner of the screen
And said "Ya said, "You see that thing right there there, well ya you know what that means"
AndI started wondering who he was going to be
And I thought heaven help us if he's anything like meenter added
He'll probably climb a tree to too tall and ride he's his bike to too fast
End up every summer wearin wearin' something in a cast
he'sHe's gonna throw a ball and break some glass in a window down the street
he's
He's gonna get in trouble trouble, oh he's gonna get in fights
I'm gonna lose my temper and some sleep
ItIt's safe to say that I'm gonna get my pay back payback if he's anything like me

I can see him right now now, knees all skinned up
With a magnifying glass tryin tryin' to melt the Tonka truck
WontWon't he be a sight with his football helmet on on?
That'll be his first love til 'til his first love comes alongenter added
He'll get his heart broke by the time he's in his teens
And heaven help him if he's anything like me

He'll probably stay out to too late and drive his car to too fast
Get a speeding ticket ticket, he'll pay for mowing grass
he'sHe's gonna get caught skippin skippin' class and be ground grounded for a week
he's
He's gonna get in trouble into trouble, we're gonna get in fights
I'm gonna lose my temper and some sleep
ItsIt's safe to say that I'm gonna get my pay back payback if he's anything like me

He's gonna love me and hate me along the way
Years are gonna fly by and I already dread the day
he's
He's gonna hug his momma momma, he's gonna shake my hand
he'sHe's gonna act like he can't wait to leave
But as he drives out he'll cry he's his eyes out
If if he's anything like me there's worse
There's worst folks could to be like
Aw like, oh he'll be alright if he's anything like me