Bishop danced with a thumbscrew woman Did a
double-quick back flip and slid across the floor
The Catholic traffic flowed freely 'cross the
river And fiddlestick fiddled quick out the front
door Oh baby dumpling, mama's in the back tree If
the bow breaks mama might fall Little sad and
only, baby don't be lonely Mama knows 'rithmatic,
knows how to take a fall Mama knows 'rithmatic,
knows how to take a fall

CHORUS And the kids are crying "Flapjacks,
make'em fat, early in the mornin' Little Jack,
grab your hat, hear the breakfast call Muskrat,
bat a cat, kick him in the fireplace There's
someone in the kitchen blowing "Dinah"
on their horn There's someone in the kitchen
blowing "Dinah" like they're born

Well maverick daddy got one-eyed bridge She glides
like a monkey-mule kicking on the back slide Over
hill, over hill, daddy don't you spill now Papa
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got a switch stick, he's pumping little Bill And
Billy, he's crying "Tomahawk, tomahawk, daddy
better duck now" The Mohawks, the Mohawks,
they're still out there in the woods Monatuk,
Ocanuk, runnin' through my dreams now With fire on
their fingertips and indian screams With fire on
their fingertips and feathers made of moonbeams

Well early in the morning the cannoneer cried
"I seen the sailor's warning in the western
sky" Well mountain man, if you can, cut me
down a fir tree Branches full of candlesticks for
baby and me And my darling cried, she said
"Honey, the weathervane lately it's been
pointing the way to heaven Scatterbrains,
scatterbrains, watch out where you fall Champagne,
champagne, a round for all the old choir boys
They're busting off the altar chasing Dinah
through the hall They're bustin' off the altar
chasing Dinah through the hall