Get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up

I hear your car keys jinglin', go 'head an' crank it up
Spent a thousand on the liquor, but tonight it ain't enough
'Cause this town is full of drankers an' they all hang with us
Grabbed Betty by the arm, told her man, "Stay in touch"

We takin' this one all the way from Athens to Virginia
Hit Timmy for a hundred, that's the last one I'ma lend ya
Ol' girl wanna kick it but she not on my agenda
Did I ever love her? Well, not that I remember

Twerk that, work that, Betty, where your purse at?
Snatch Daddy's credit cards, here, take his shirt back
Where the hell my car at, does anybody know?
If it ain't back in five, everybody gotta go

Ah, to Hell with it, y'all keep that little Honda
I'm waitin' on some Beams from this bitch named Yolanda
Y'all lookin' all tired, shit, I'm just wakin' up
By the way, when you get up out my bed, make it up

Boy, take that shot, I'll take that shot
Girl, hit tonight, I'll hit tonight
Boy, crank this spot, I'll crank this spot
Girl, get me right, I'll get you right

Boy, take that shot, I'll take that shot
Girl, hit tonight, I'll hit tonight
Boy, crank this spot, I'll crank this spot
Girl, get me right, I'll get you right

Aight, get your ass out my bed, I'm through playin'
You wanna stay the night, what the hell is you sayin'?
I ain't tryin' to come across to you as inconsiderate
But Momma always said if you don't love it then get rid of it

Besides, I got thirty dogs waitin' in the yard
They gotta eat too, girl, don't make it hard
I'm kinda difficult to understand at first contact
Offered you a beer, don't be expectin' much beyond that

Aww, shit, y'all quit, I'm winnin'
Drownin' in a pool of alcohol an' I'm swimmin'
You wanna play with me but can't last nine innings
Since you wanna chase, what you like, lime, lemon?

I'll make an open challenge to this whole industry
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Have you butt naked pukin' in a purple Limousine
I ain't doin' shit but drankin', do some rappin' in between

Boy, take that shot, I'll take that shot
Girl, hit tonight, I'll hit tonight
Boy, crank this spot, I'll crank this spot
Girl, get me right, I'll get you right

Boy, take that shot, I'll take that shot
Girl, hit tonight, I'll hit tonight
Boy, crank this spot, I'll crank this spot
Girl, get me right, I'll get you right

We lit tonight, ain't we?
She gettin' right, ain't she?
We ain't gon' stop, is we?
Until we all dizzy

I walked in like a star an' I ain't even with Timmy
Stop bein' hard, baby, girl, I give plenty
I seem like a prick 'cause I got some shit in me
Grab your Long Johns, boy, it's gettin' a bit windy

You really wanna know the secret to this white pimpin'?
Though I might love 'em, I don't really like women
New the next day an' finally the night ended
Lookin' back on it that shit was quite splendid

Boy, take that shot, I'll take that shot
Girl, hit tonight, I'll hit tonight
Boy, crank this spot, I'll crank this spot
Girl, get me right, I'll get you right

Boy, take that shot, I'll take that shot
Girl, hit tonight, I'll hit tonight
Boy, crank this spot, I'll crank this spot
Girl, get me right, I'll get you right

Boy, take that shot, I'll take that shot
Girl, hit tonight, I'll hit tonight
Boy, crank this spot, I'll crank this spot
Girl, get me right, I'll get you right

Boy, take that shot, I'll take that shot
Girl, hit tonight, I'll hit tonight
Boy, crank this spot, I'll crank this spot
Girl, get me right, I'll get you right