Buckethead Two Pints Lyrics:
Hey mister bartender give me a drink
I wanna cold wet glass with bubbles in it
And that doesn't mean I can't
handle anything stronger now
Just think I'll wait a while.

I'll have a pint of lager please
And a pack of flakies
Give me a pint of lager please
And a can of baked beans

So hey misses tongue driver give us a squeeze
But put your coat back down cos
I aint ready to leave
This doesn't mean I don't wanna take you back
You'll just have to wait for that

I'll have a pint of lager please
A complimentary striptease
Give me a pint of lager please
And a bag of green peas

Take me to the kebab hut!

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So fill me up with flakes of manky mutton
High up to the top
And don't be putting veg on that
Don't want no cabbage patch kebab
A dab of ketchup, make it red
And please make sure the sheep is dead
And throw some peppers in the bag

"Would you like chili
sauce on that?"

Mmmmm!

And a pint of lager please
With a pack of flakies
Give me a pint of lager please
Some soft scoop ice cream

So hey mister cab driver
Give me some breeze
It's been a long long night and
it's repeating on me
And that doesn't mean it's time.... to.....
You know what I mean?
Just open the window Geez
Urrrrrgh!

I'll have a pint of lager please
Don't give a monkey's
Give me a pint of lager please
And some processed cheese
Lyrics: Two Pints, Buckethead [end]