Spoken, with a terrible Chinese accent:
You lemember me? I ussa have a nice Chinese restaulant
People used to come in and eat nice. Ussa sell a-egg loll.
Ussa sell a-lobster loll. And I put in a tree-piece ban'.
Dey play nice music. Play da Fox Trot. Play da Mambo.
Now dey don't play, dey play new.

Music starts.

You see, no more egg loll, no more lobster loll.
You see! Lock an' loll, lock an' loll, everything lock an' loll.
Hey stop dat music. STOP DA MUSIC!!.

Music stops.

Boy, make me clazy dat lock an' loll.
Ellybody come in here seventeen.

Music starts:

Ussa have a-nice couples come in here. People thirty-five,
thirty. Used to sit down, hold han's, sprit a bowl of
chop-suey, eat a rittle rice, it was so nice. Now da people
come in here all da same age. Ask a girl da udder day, "How
old are you?" She say, "Seventeen." I say, "dat's nice. How
old you friend?" She say, "Seventeen." I say, "How old you
motha?" She say, "Seventeen." "You fatha?" "Seventeen."
"Whatsa matta, everybody seventeen? What happen to eighteen?
What happen to 19? What happen to twenty? What happen to da
udder numbers?" OH! STOP THE MUSIC!

Music stops:

Oh, make me clazy dat lock an' loll. Spoil my kin'a cus'omer.
Used to have nice people come in. Dress very crassy. Sometime
wear da tuxedo, girl wear da evening gown, wear da coc'tail
dress. Men come in wear da nice sport jacket, praid, double
frap inna back. Sometime not too classy, only got a single
frap. Get big executive, Madison Avenue, dress wit' a charcoal
gray suit, got a charcoal gray shirt, charcoal tie, charcoal
shoes. Take a look onna hand sometime charcoal hand. I say,
"Hey, executive, I tink betta wash up before you eat." Now
ellybolly come in got a rock an' roll suit on. What's dat?
Dat's a dungaree suit.

Music starts:
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I say, "Why you wear dat dungaree for? Why you wear da
dungaree pants? Why you wear da dungaree jacket? Why d'you got
a dungaree face? Wha's dat for?" "Because I'm little dungalee
doll." "Dungalee doll, dungalee doll, everybody here a
dungalee doll. You no dungalee doll, you dungalee joik. You
spoil my prace." I say, "Get outta here. No wan' no lock an'
loll. No want no dunga doll. You.." STOP DAT MUSIC!!

Music stops:

Oh, dey make me clazy.

Drum beats starts:

Ellybody is a lock an' loll.
Ellybody is seventeen.
Ellybolly is a dungaree doll.

Music starts:

No egg loll, no lobster loll.
Plenty lock an' loll.

Sung:
Dey got a six o'clock lock.
Got a seven o'clock loll.
Dey got a eight o'clock lock.
Got a nine o'clock loll.
Dey never stop da lock.
Dey never stop da loll.
Dey lock around da clock,
And dey loll around da clock.
An' dey lock an' dey loll,
An' dey loll an' dey lock.
Make me crazy, don' know what to hock.
Getting crazy, you better keep playin'.
Don' wanna stop, I don' care.
'Cause dey playin' my song,
Da whole night long.
Close up da door,
Don' close da store.
Stay here all night,
An' sing dat crazy lock an' loll...
Fade.