Oh arrested Arrested on charges of unemployment
Hehe was sitting in the witness stand
Thethe judge's wife called up the district attorney
Said yousaid free that brown eyed man
Youyou want your job you better free
That that brown eyed man

Flying across the desert in a TWA, TWA
I saw a woman walking across the sand
She'dshe been a-walkin' thirty miles en route to Bombay
To meetto reach a brown eyed handsome man
Herher destination was a brown eyed handsome man

Way back in history three thousand years
In factback ever since the world began
There'sthere's been a whole lot of good women shedding tears
Overfor a brown eyed handsome man
Aa lot of trouble with - was a brown eyed handsome man
Well aThe beautiful a daughter couldn't make up her mind
Betweenbetween a doctor and a lawyer man
Herher mother told her, "Darlin' her darling go out and find yourself
Aa brown eyed handsome man
That'sthat's what your daddy is a brown eyed handsome man" man
Well theMilo de Venus was a beautiful lass
Sheshe had the world in the palm of her hand
Butbut she lost both her arms in a wrestling match
Toto win a brown eyed handsome man
Sheshe fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man
Well-aWell, two, three the count with nobody on
Hehe hit a high fly into the stands stand
A-roundingrounding third he was a-heading headed for home
Itit was a brown eyed handsome man
Thatthat won the game - it was a brown eyed handsome man