Well I had a little trouble with my timetable So I
went on down to see my guidance counsellor He told
me that, I'd never make a dime, If I didn't wise
up and make up my mind "Now sit down son, and
let me tell you a tale, about a boy who was smart,
but he had to fail, Well he got good grades, and
he got into pot, now he's always high and his
grades are not" He said to me, "Son,
whatcha' gonna be?" I said, "I'm gonna
be a rock star, wait and see" He said,
"Now, son, You're going nowhere fast" So
I looked him in the face and said "KISS MY
ASS!"

You're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna
go to college You're gonna make minimum wage and
you aint gonna go to college

He said "Now boy, tell me seriously" I
said "Something in radio, maybe even TV"
He looked at me like I was something to see, and
said "You'd be better off working at
KFC" I said "I don't like the chicken,
and I don't like you" He said "Now, son,
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kids, and they're all the same, they like rock
music and they dream of fame, they wanna play
their music, and play it loud, well I'll tell ya
now, get your head outta the cloud" He said
"you look away cuz you know it's true" I
said "No matter what, I'm better off than
YOU!"

You're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna
go to college You're gonna make minimum wage and
you aint gonna go to college

You're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna
go to college You're gonna make minimum wage and
you aint gonna go to college

You're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna
go to college You're gonna make minimum wage and
you aint gonna go to college

You're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna
go to college You're gonna make minimum wage and
you're gonna work at McDonalds!