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Current version of Camille West Lyrics Toe to toe with the hmo (http://www.mp3lyrics.org/c/camille-west/toe-to-toe-with-the-...) Current version of the lyrics |
Version 1 of Camille West Lyrics Toe to toe with the hmo (http://www.mp3lyrics.org/c/camille-west/toe-to-toe-with-the-...) Version 1 of the lyrics | |||||||||||
| I have this problem with my toe | I have this problem with my toe | |||||||||||
| And so I call my HMO | And so I call my HMO | |||||||||||
| With a referral from | With a referral from | |||||||||||
| My primary care physician | My primary care physician | |||||||||||
| They say my call matters to them | They say my call matters to them | |||||||||||
| They’re like an old | They’re like an old | |||||||||||
| and trusted friend | and trusted friend | |||||||||||
| Except friends don’t make you ask | Except friends don’t make you ask | |||||||||||
| Them for permission | Them for permission | |||||||||||
| The recording on the phone | The recording on the phone | |||||||||||
| Says Leave a message at the tone | Says Leave a message at the tone | |||||||||||
| Tell us your name, your age, | Tell us your name, your age, | |||||||||||
| Your reason for submission | Your reason for submission | |||||||||||
| So I describe my nail ingrown, | So I describe my nail ingrown, | |||||||||||
| Wax poetic on the phone | Wax poetic on the phone | |||||||||||
| This is a metaphor | This is a metaphor | |||||||||||
| For the whole human condition | For the whole human condition | |||||||||||
| Tender | Tender | |||||||||||
| Sensitive | Sensitive | |||||||||||
| Painful | Painful | |||||||||||
| And now I’m listening to Brahms | And now I’m listening to Brahms | |||||||||||
| (music to keep the caller calm), | (music to keep the caller calm), | |||||||||||
| Starting to see things from | Starting to see things from | |||||||||||
| The stockholder’s perspective | The stockholder’s perspective | |||||||||||
| Should I stop thinking of myself | Should I stop thinking of myself | |||||||||||
| While they are managing my health? | While they are managing my health? | |||||||||||
| While an accountant | While an accountant | |||||||||||
| finds a treatment | finds a treatment | |||||||||||
| That’s cost-effective | That’s cost-effective | |||||||||||
| Hallelujah, I rejoice! | Hallelujah, I rejoice! | |||||||||||
| Is this a living human voice | Is this a living human voice | |||||||||||
| talking to me | talking to me | |||||||||||
| Like I’m a sweet, annoying female | Like I’m a sweet, annoying female | |||||||||||
| I plead my best bureaucratese | I plead my best bureaucratese | |||||||||||
| I would be down upon my knees | I would be down upon my knees | |||||||||||
| ‘Cept I’d be leaning | ‘Cept I’d be leaning | |||||||||||
| on this poor, throbbing toenail | on this poor, throbbing toenail | |||||||||||
| Painful | Painful | |||||||||||
| Purple | Purple | |||||||||||
| Festering | Festering | |||||||||||
| As for my coverage, they say no | As for my coverage, they say no | |||||||||||
| This is a pre-existing toe | This is a pre-existing toe | |||||||||||
| My policy excludes | My policy excludes | |||||||||||
| All things pre-existing | All things pre-existing | |||||||||||
| So if I want the claim approved | So if I want the claim approved | |||||||||||
| The toe will have to be removed | The toe will have to be removed | |||||||||||
| Which they believe may keep | Which they believe may keep | |||||||||||
| The problem from persisting | The problem from persisting | |||||||||||
| This makes my doctor quite irate | This makes my doctor quite irate | |||||||||||
| Why should he have to amputate? | Why should he have to amputate? | |||||||||||
| In his opinion this condition could | In his opinion this condition could | |||||||||||
| Be better handled | Be better handled | |||||||||||
| 1 | And as for me — well, I don’t nkow | And as for me—I don’t nkow | 1 | |||||||||
| I’d kinda like to keep the toe | I’d kinda like to keep the toe | |||||||||||
| I spent a fortune on these | I spent a fortune on these | |||||||||||
| Gorgeous Gucci sandals | Gorgeous Gucci sandals | |||||||||||
| Sexy | Sexy | |||||||||||
| Size 6 | Size 6 | |||||||||||
| Retail | Retail | |||||||||||
| I have been waiting patiently | I have been waiting patiently | |||||||||||
| Why aren’t you listening to me? | Why aren’t you listening to me? | |||||||||||
| Can't you see that it's | Can't you see that it's | |||||||||||
| Trying my endurance | Trying my endurance | |||||||||||
| I’m only asking to be heard | I’m only asking to be heard | |||||||||||
| Hostage is such an ugly word | Hostage is such an ugly word | |||||||||||
| I would much prefer | I would much prefer | |||||||||||
| Living Health Insurance | Living Health Insurance | |||||||||||
| I want the orthopedic shoe | I want the orthopedic shoe | |||||||||||
| I want the Prozac® approved, too | I want the Prozac® approved, too | |||||||||||
| Managed care is managing | Managed care is managing | |||||||||||
| To make me hostile | To make me hostile | |||||||||||
| You've put me off far too long | You've put me off far too long | |||||||||||
| I'll fix your ass; | I'll fix your ass; | |||||||||||
| I'll write a song | I'll write a song | |||||||||||
| About a nine-toed woman | About a nine-toed woman | |||||||||||
| Who goes postal | Who goes postal | |||||||||||
| Crazy | Crazy | |||||||||||
| Uzi | Uzi | |||||||||||
| Bell tower | Bell tower | |||||||||||
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