Camper Van Beethoven Axe Murderer Song Lyrics:
Why do lovers park down deserted lanes
Near haunted houses or homes for the insane
Like the deformed son who was locked in a shed
Later escaped when he chopped off their heads

Why do axe murderers only attack
When you're partially nude or you're taking a bath
Though there are times I feel softer then most
Some days like yogurt and some days like toast

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Sorority girls and fraternity boys
Always deflowered they're rich or they're spoiled
So we never feel bad when Aunt Betty who's dead
Surprises them by lying on her wedding bed

When we're making love now I feel so exposed
Might you impale me or turn into those
Creatures that feed on the flesh of the living
They hide in the corn between June and Thanksgiving

Why do axe murderers only attack when we're making love
Why do axe murderers only attack when you're partially nude
Or taking a bath
Lyrics: Axe Murderer Song, Camper Van Beethoven [end]