The demons where planning on having a party one
night. They got beer and Jack Daniels and
pretzels, a little Red wine, and some white. They
were celebrating how they crucified Christ, on
that tree. But Satan, the snake himself, wasn't so
at ease. He took his crooked finger and he dialed
the phone by his bed, To call an old faithful
friend, to know for sure, that he was dead.

He said, "Grave, Grave tell, did my plan fail?"
Old Grave just lauged and said, "Oh man, the dude
is dead as nails."

Chorus Well hey, hey, hey on Friday Night, they
crucified the Lord at Calvary, But He said, "Don't
dread, in three days, I'm gonna live again, you'll
see." When problems try to bury you and make it
hard to pray, It may seem like Friday night, but
Sunday's on the way!

A tranquilizer and a horror flick could not calm
Satan's fear. So Saturday night, he calls up the
grave...scared, of what he'd hear. "Hey, Grave,
what's goin' on?" Grave said, "Man, you called me
twice, and I'll tell you, once more again boss,
the Jew's on ice!"

Devil said "Man grave, do you remember when old
Lazurus was in his grave? You said everything's
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was raised! Now this Jesus, He is much more
trouble than anyone has ever been to me. And look
Grave he's got old Devil shook cuz He said, he's
only gonna be dead for three!"

Chorus

Sunday morning Satan woke with a jump, ready to
blow a fuse. He was shaking from the tips of his
pointed ears, to the toes of his pointed shoes. He
said "Grave tell me is He alive? I don't want to
lose my neck!" Grave said, "Your evilness,
maintain your cool. You are a wreck!" Grave said,
"Now just cool your jets, Big D, my sting is still
intact, You see, Jesus is dead forever, he ain't
never coming back, so just mellow out man, just go
drink up or shoot up, but just leave old Grave
alone, and I'll catch you la..... la....oh no! OH
no! OH NO! OH NO....SOMEBODY'S MESSING WITH THE
STONE!

Then the stone was rolled awa and it bounced a
time or two, and an Angel stepped inside and said,
"I'm Gabriel, who're you? And if you're wondering
where the Lord is, at this very hour, I'll tell
you he's alive and well, with resurrsection
power!"