Chamillionaire - playing as an internet blogger nerd typing keyboard
Logging on to AllHipHop right now and uh.. What is
this? Chamillionaire? Not him again.. Loud sigh I can't stand him!

He's probably name-droppin artists 'cause he knows
his album bout to drop You know he's gonna start
tryin to diss because he knows he's gonna flop Eff
Chamillionaire! That Carter album is what I'm
tryna cop Chamillionaire thinks he's too smart,
and plus I think he sings a lot See, he is not,
nowhere as good as they say he is, I hate that
kid! And if he is, how come his last one didn't do
as much as this? anyways, you gotta act hard to
make it in this music biz And only people who like
him is just little white suburban kids Cause he
ain't in the streets, he ain't cookin soft, or
sellin bricks He can't handle beef, he don't know
what a two-time felon is All he talk about is
chips, he gotta make a song that's for the chicks
That track with Slick - does he think that I could
bust a move to this?! H-A-H-A LOL, I SWEAR that
boy'll never sell And I just hope he goes to jail,
get beat up, stabbed and goes to hell I KNOW he
will! I KNOW he will! 'Cause he don't ever show
me skill I hope they drop him from his deal, that
balla rap is overkill He don't rap the way he used
to rap, he rappin 'bout some stupid crap He be
rappin without saying *ISH* and I'm not really
used to that He don't rap 'bout sippin syrup, he
don't rep that Houston rap If I EVER saw him in
person, he'd be the rapper that I re-FUSE to dap
Anyway, I heard a rumor; he ain't beefin, what a
lame! He didn't even diss 50 back when 50 Cent
called out his name I asked some girls about him
and they told me that they felt the same So many
stans on the internet on his dick and it's an
eff'in shame I'm loggin on to HipHopDX, like, "Who
the heck created this?!" Chamillionaire?! NEGATIVE
ONE is what I'm gon' be ratin this He's not the
best, I hate this kid, he couldn't even make my
list If ANYONE says that this is dope, I SWEAR
I'll probably take my fist and punch a hole in
this computer, tell the fans to get it straight
Cause last time he dropped a hit was
nineteen-ninety-NEVER-eight That's the reason why
Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/R9cxI hate on EVERYONE that says he's great And PLUS
he sounds so monotone, his style doesn't ever
ELEVATE I logged on SOH-H just to investigate I
see he tryna drop a mixtape August 27th, WAIT!
Does he think I'ma purchase this? I'd NEVER ever
get his tape Anyways, everytime he does, the CD
comes out HELLA late And plus The Game is droppin
then, he shoulda picked a better date and Texas,
they fell off the map, he should be reppin a
better state RZA, GZA, Little Brother, and The
Cool Kids way better than him and he's not even
the best from Texas, he's not even better than
Slim I logged on his MySpace page, his song didn't
have that many plays in whiny voice 'cause I
know that NO ONE cares 'bout ANYTHING he has to say

(Time for supper! knocks on door) Huh, what?
(What are you doing in there?) 'ey, come on, mom!
(Are you jacking off again?) Close the door! Get
out the way! (Stop it, come eat your broccoli!)
NO! NO! Get out my face please, can't you see I'm
on the net?! (I told you, stay off of those porno
sites) Geez, I'll be out there in a minute, you
just need to let me breathe! (And it's time to
take your medication) STOP IT, MOM! LEAVE! (Come
on!) LEAAAVE, MOM! LEAAAAVE!! (Stop it boy, I pay
the bills in this house!)

in a pitiful and sobbing tone
AHHHHH!! I hate my life! I hate my life! I hate
that his life ain't my life! I'm only seventeen,
and all I do is sit all day and type! I cain't
believe that Jennifer had the nerve to say I ain't
her type! I hate the smell of broccoli, my mom
cain't even make it right! I give my opinion on
blog sites, opinion hate, and say who's nice
'cause I'm too broke to buy CDs, I download 'em
and play 'em twice! I HATE my dad! He disappeared
and didn't ever say good night! I HATE my parents!
Hate the world! I'll make sure they all pay the
price!! I WONDER WHAT THE WORLD WILL SAY IF THEY
COULD WATCH ME TAKE MY LIFE I WONDER WHAT THE
WORLD WILL SAY IF THEY COULD WATCH ME TAKE MY.. - gunshot

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