May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the Real Slim Shady please shut-up?
I repeat, Real Slim Shady please shut-up
We're gonna have a problem here

Ya’ll act like you never heard a White person before
His rhymes are a bore, punk kid trying to be hard core
(Yo, what's up?)

But Marshall Mathers is back worse than before
Making us snore
Whining in the microphone

It's the return of the, oh wait, no wait, you're a fool
You didn't pay money for this CD, did you?
And Dr. Dre did everything, you idiot
Without Dre's beep ass you are as good as dead

The world's had enough of Eminem
Jiggy jiggy, even his girlfriend's cheating on him
Look at him, walking around, livin’ off Dre
Acting so cool, but he's really kinda weak though

Little twit blast me on his new CD?
Why? 'Cuz I turned him down for a date, hehe
As for the question of who came first
Was it Carson Daly or was it Fred Durst?

I'm sorry Slim but this is gunna hurt
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Your song is on my nerves
Your song is on my nerves
You're kinda lucky
‘Cuz you got more fame than you deserve

That is the message I deliver to little kids
You’re gonna become famous and never know what talent is
Of course they gonna like you, of course they do
You’re like a cartoon version of Ricky Schroder on Silver Spoons

You aint nothing but a product
Package to be bought-up
You know a year from now, you won't be thought of

So you’re right about dead and animals and cannibals
And someday you'll stop dating dogs
And date higher mammals

And there's a million women just like me that think like me
And all can see that Slim Shady is just a boy dealing with puberty
So if you agree, scream loudly with me

You’re Slim Shady, yes your the real Shady
You sound like Peter Brady,you get quite irritating
So won't the Real Slim Shady please shut-up
Please shut-up, please shut-up
Please shut-up, please shut-up