If I were a pendulum swing and you were the bird
in the cuckoo clock Ev'ry time you cucko-cooed I
would double tick another tick tock I'd double my
swing ev'ry time you'd sing we'd make good time
with each other Oh, but that would be just so much
fun cooin' and swingin' together

If I were a little bitty boy and I had just a
little bit o' credit I would make a loan for an
ice cream cone and I'd go right away and get it
You would lick a little and I would lick a little,
we surely could lick with each other Oh, but that
would be just so much fun, eating it all together

And if I were a little honey bee and you were a
little butterfly I would be waiting at the garden
gate until you came fluttering by Maybe you'd stop
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other Oh, but we cou'd flutter up so much fun
being in the garden together

But I'm just an ordinary guy and I love all the
things you do You seem such a talented, beautiful
girl and I'm afraid to even talk to you If I were
as bold like some guys, hearin' them talk to each
other I'd come over and ask you if we could go out together

But if you were a Mercedes-Benz, I'd have to be a
Fleetwood Brougham And ev'ry time I saw you
rollin' on the freeway I think I'd have to follow
you home You could let me lodge in your double
garage, bumper to bumper out of the weather Nobody
home but the Benz and the Brougham, really rarin'
to roll off together