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This is Tearoom England, they'll kick your face in
so politely This is Tearoom England, they'll kick
your face in oh so nicely (I want more!) No hurry
(More!) So sorry (I want more!) Don't worry
(More!) So sorry (I want more!) No hurry (More!)
So sorry (I want more!) Don't worry (More!) So
sorry (I want)

Bite-size china, tea or tartar, lipstick traces,
table set to bless Sweet charity lukewarm whisper
still-life platter under heavy manners

This is Tearoom England, they'll kick your face in
so politely This is Tearoom England, they'll kick
your face in oh so nicely (I want more!) No hurry
(More!) So sorry (I want more!) Don't worry
(More!) So sorry (I want more!) No hurry (More!)
So sorry (I want more!) Don't worry (More!) So
sorry (I want)

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"Here's a song that's caused many an irate
housewife to write to her member of parliament."

"SATURDAY NIGHT IN LEEDS." "Saturday night
means everything to me." "I'd rather take
drugs than have sex." "I always do
two puddings." "I tell Irish jokes, I tell
Pakistani jokes--tell Asian jokes. I'm the most
un-racist person you'll ever meet." "She's
mad cow stew." "Mmwa!" "I'm always getting
my skirt pulled up. Really." "If a bloke made
a pass at you, you would run a mile." "After
you clunked him." "Yeah, well there we are,
not been a bad night." "AN ORDINARY SATURDAY
NIGHT, OR ONE TO REMEMBER."