Chorus
Look, no strings--just paper, glue, and card
Hark, the angels sing, "Paste the Lord"

(Spoken)
That was the Armley Tabernacle Choir.
Next we'll be hearing the true story of an American housewife
who claims to have taken mid-air photographs of Jesus Christ
in the skies over Indiana.

High above the streets and houses Mrs Meta Battle
With one hand on the Valium and one hand on the bottle
Somewhere over Indiana, eight miles high
Meta Battle sees the good Lord wandering 'cross the sky

Bridge
Have your fun whilst you're alive
You won't get nothing when you die
Have a good time all the time
Because you won't get nothing when you die

Repeat Chorus
Look, no strings--just paper, glue, and card
Hark, the angels sing 'Paste the Lord'

Gobsmacked, William Shatnered, Meta does a double take
Come on baby, do the camera shake
Half expecting from the aisle a certain Mr Beadle
Watching you, watching us, watching Mrs Meta Battle

Repeat bridge
Have your fun whilst you're alive
Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/DdTYou won't get nothing when you die
Have a good time all the time
Because you won't get nothing when you die

Repeat Chorus
Look, no strings--just paper, glue, and card
Hark, the angels sing 'Paste the Lord'

(Middle eight)

Repeat Chorus
Look, no strings--just paper, glue, and card
Hark, the angels sing 'Paste the Lord'

Meta Battle shot her Lord and watched him tumble down
And now there's people out with Polaroids all around town
And who knows, that Jesus on the church near your house
May well be the original: kiss it as you pass

Repeat bridge
Have your fun whilst you're alive
You won't get nothing when you die
Have a good time all the time
Because you won't get nothing when you die

Repeat Chorus
Look, no strings--just paper, glue, and card
Hark, the angels sing 'Paste the Lord'
(Repeat to fade)

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Repeat to fade