I have been a washer up
An' he has been a scrubber up
An' I seen him a picking up
Dog ends in the rainenter added
An' he has never read a book
Though I told him to take a look
He lifted his poolhall pool hall cue
For another gameenter added
But it ain't no modern miracle
That we found the golden rule
What you can't buy buy, you gotta steal
An' what you say can'tenter deleted
steal you better leave

I don't like to hang about
In this lonely room
'Cos london London is for going out
And trying to hear a tuneenter added
But people come pouncing up to me
And say what say, "What are you doing here
You're supposed to be a star
Not a cheapskate bleeding queer queer"

Like a load of rats from a sinking ship
You slag us down to save your hip
But you don't give me the benfit
Of benefit of your doubt
'Cos I'll bite it off and spit it out

We're cheapskates anything'll do
We're cheapskates what areenter deleted
we supposed to do?
An' we can rock
Hey rock, hey hey let's roll
An' we can walk
An' walk, an' do the stroll

We're cheapskates, anything'll do
We're cheapskates, what are we supposed to do?
[Incomprehensible]

Just because we're in a group
You think we're stinking rich
'NAn' we all got model girls
Shedding every stitch
'N You
An' you think the cocaine's flowing
Like a river up our noses
'NAn' every sea will part for us
Like the red one did for Moses moses

Well I hope you make it one day
Just like you always saidenter deleted
you would some day
And I'll get out my money and make a bet
That I'll be seein' youenter deleted
down the launderette Launderette

We're cheapskates anything'll do
We're cheapskates what are we supposed to do?