A parody of "19
Somethin" (written by
Chris duBois and David Lee
recorded by Mark Wills)
New lyrical adaptation by Cledus T.
Judd and Christopher Clark

(recording)
Track 4 "270 Somethin'"
Parody of Mark Wills' "19
Somethin'" by Mark Wills
Enjoy

Wooo
(spoken)
You know a man does have to eat him somethin'

I love candy bars...eat bars, eat them all the time
My combo meal's are super-sized super sized
And I crave the stuff they putenter deleted
inside those dang ding dongs
mmmm

My cholesterol is off the chart
I keep a blood pressure cuff on my left arm
Doctor says that my that, “My poor heartenter deleted
won't last too long long”
My nickname in school was double wide
Cause'Cause my momma fried... fried

Now I weigh 270 somethin'
Always huffin huffin' and puffin
Lay around the house all day
No wonder I can't lose no weightenter added
See that pizza on the TV
Oh man man' don't it look cheesy
You know they deliver here for nothin'
That's why I weigh 270 somethin'

My insurance said that they'd co-pay Co pay
I made the same appointment Carnie Wilson made
Plastic surgeon said he hadenter deleted
a way to get those loveenter deleted
handles off
He stapled and sucked stuff through a tubeenter added
I lost a hundred pounds in one afternoon
When I came to in the recovery room
Wuddn't room, wouldn't much left of me
When he removed the bandages from my thighs
I couldn't believe my eyes

Now I weigh 180 somethin'
Didn't have to do much of nothin'
I'm lookin' like Jean Claude Van Damme Dame
To fit in a pair Mark Wills' pantsenter added
Now everyone who sees me
Can't believe that I'm so skinny
My body fat is nearly nothin'
Ha ha
Now that I weigh 180 somethin'

WOOO

Ha Ha

Now I date a model with a GED
But do you think she'd be with me
I wonder (I wonder)
If if I (If I)

Still weighed...270 weighed, 270 somethin'
StuffinStuffin' down blueberry muffins
Onion rings and cans of SPAM
That's how I got so fatenter added
Now everyone who sees me
Can't believe that I'm so skinny
I used to break a sweat just doin' nothin'
Back when I weighed 270 somethin'

Now I weigh 180 somethin'

(spoken)
Ah...well Well it's probably likeenter deleted
more like around 225-26
None of y'all's business how much I weigh
Huh huh...