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Current version of Cledus T Judd Lyrics 270 Somethin' (http://www.mp3lyrics.org/c/cledus-t-judd/270/) Current version of the lyrics |
Version 1 of Cledus T Judd Lyrics 270 Somethin' (http://www.mp3lyrics.org/c/cledus-t-judd/270/v1.html) Version 1 of the lyrics | |||||||||||||
| 1 | A parody of "19 | 1 | ||||||||||||
| 2 | Somethin" (written by | 2 | ||||||||||||
| 3 | Chris duBois and David Lee | 3 | ||||||||||||
| 4 | recorded by Mark Wills) | 4 | ||||||||||||
| 5 | New lyrical adaptation by Cledus T. | 5 | ||||||||||||
| 6 | Judd and Christopher Clark | 6 | ||||||||||||
| 7 | 7 | |||||||||||||
| 8 | (recording) | 8 | ||||||||||||
| 9 | Track 4 "270 Somethin'" | 9 | ||||||||||||
| 10 | Parody of Mark Wills' "19 | 10 | ||||||||||||
| 11 | Somethin'" by Mark Wills | 11 | ||||||||||||
| 12 | Enjoy | 12 | ||||||||||||
| 13 | 13 | |||||||||||||
| 14 | Wooo | 14 | ||||||||||||
| 15 | (spoken) | 15 | ||||||||||||
| You know a man does have to eat him somethin' | You know a man does have to eat him somethin' | |||||||||||||
| 1 | I love candy bars, eat them all the time | I love candy bars...eat them all the time | 1 | |||||||||||
| 2 | My combo meal's are super sized | My combo meal's are super-sized | 2 | |||||||||||
| 3 | And I crave the stuff they put inside those dang ding dongs | And I crave the stuff they put | 3 | |||||||||||
| 16 | inside those dang ding dongs | 16 | ||||||||||||
| 17 | mmmm | 17 | ||||||||||||
| My cholesterol is off the chart | My cholesterol is off the chart | |||||||||||||
| I keep a blood pressure cuff on my left arm | I keep a blood pressure cuff on my left arm | |||||||||||||
| 4 | Doctor says that, “My poor heart won't last too long” | Doctor says that my poor heart | 4 | |||||||||||
| 18 | won't last too long | 18 | ||||||||||||
| My nickname in school was double wide | My nickname in school was double wide | |||||||||||||
| 5 | 'Cause my momma fried | Cause my momma fried... | 5 | |||||||||||
| Now I weigh 270 somethin' | Now I weigh 270 somethin' | |||||||||||||
| 6 | Always huffin' and puffin | Always huffin and puffin | 6 | |||||||||||
| Lay around the house all day | Lay around the house all day | |||||||||||||
| No wonder I can't lose no weight | No wonder I can't lose no weight | |||||||||||||
| 1 | 1 | |||||||||||||
| See that pizza on the TV | See that pizza on the TV | |||||||||||||
| 7 | Oh man' don't it look cheesy | Oh man don't it look cheesy | 7 | |||||||||||
| You know they deliver here for nothin' | You know they deliver here for nothin' | |||||||||||||
| That's why I weigh 270 somethin' | That's why I weigh 270 somethin' | |||||||||||||
| 8 | My insurance said that they'd Co pay | My insurance said that they'd co-pay | 8 | |||||||||||
| I made the same appointment Carnie Wilson made | I made the same appointment Carnie Wilson made | |||||||||||||
| 9 | Plastic surgeon said he had a way to get those love handles off | Plastic surgeon said he had | 9 | |||||||||||
| 19 | a way to get those love | 19 | ||||||||||||
| 20 | handles off | 20 | ||||||||||||
| He stapled and sucked stuff through a tube | He stapled and sucked stuff through a tube | |||||||||||||
| 2 | 2 | |||||||||||||
| I lost a hundred pounds in one afternoon | I lost a hundred pounds in one afternoon | |||||||||||||
| 10 | When I came to in the recovery room, wouldn't much left of me | When I came to in the recovery room | 10 | |||||||||||
| 21 | Wuddn't much left of me | 21 | ||||||||||||
| When he removed the bandages from my thighs | When he removed the bandages from my thighs | |||||||||||||
| I couldn't believe my eyes | I couldn't believe my eyes | |||||||||||||
| Now I weigh 180 somethin' | Now I weigh 180 somethin' | |||||||||||||
| Didn't have to do much of nothin' | Didn't have to do much of nothin' | |||||||||||||
| 11 | I'm lookin' like Jean Claude Van Dame | I'm lookin' like Jean Claude Van Damme | 11 | |||||||||||
| To fit in a pair Mark Wills' pants | To fit in a pair Mark Wills' pants | |||||||||||||
| 3 | 3 | |||||||||||||
| Now everyone who sees me | Now everyone who sees me | |||||||||||||
| Can't believe that I'm so skinny | Can't believe that I'm so skinny | |||||||||||||
| My body fat is nearly nothin' | My body fat is nearly nothin' | |||||||||||||
| 22 | Ha ha | 22 | ||||||||||||
| Now that I weigh 180 somethin' | Now that I weigh 180 somethin' | |||||||||||||
| 23 | WOOO | 23 | ||||||||||||
| 24 | 24 | |||||||||||||
| 25 | Ha Ha | 25 | ||||||||||||
| 26 | 26 | |||||||||||||
| Now I date a model with a GED | Now I date a model with a GED | |||||||||||||
| But do you think she'd be with me | But do you think she'd be with me | |||||||||||||
| 12 | I wonder if I | I wonder (I wonder) | 12 | |||||||||||
| 27 | If I (If I) | 27 | ||||||||||||
| 13 | Still weighed, 270 somethin' | Still weighed...270 somethin' | 13 | |||||||||||
| 14 | Stuffin' down blueberry muffins | Stuffin down blueberry muffins | 14 | |||||||||||
| Onion rings and cans of SPAM | Onion rings and cans of SPAM | |||||||||||||
| That's how I got so fat | That's how I got so fat | |||||||||||||
| 4 | 4 | |||||||||||||
| Now everyone who sees me | Now everyone who sees me | |||||||||||||
| Can't believe that I'm so skinny | Can't believe that I'm so skinny | |||||||||||||
| I used to break a sweat just doin' nothin' | I used to break a sweat just doin' nothin' | |||||||||||||
| Back when I weighed 270 somethin' | Back when I weighed 270 somethin' | |||||||||||||
| Now I weigh 180 somethin' | Now I weigh 180 somethin' | |||||||||||||
| 15 | Well it's probably like more like around 225-26 | (spoken) | 15 | |||||||||||
| None of y'all's business how much I weigh | Ah...well it's probably like | |||||||||||||
| 28 | more like around 225-26 | 28 | ||||||||||||
| 29 | None of y'all's business how much I weigh | 29 | ||||||||||||
| 30 | Huh huh... | 30 | ||||||||||||
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