CLEDUS T JUDD Lyrics, 270 SOMETHIN' (v.1)

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A parody of "19
Somethin" (written by
Chris duBois and David Lee
recorded by Mark Wills)
New lyrical adaptation by Cledus T.
Judd and Christopher Clark

(recording)
Track 4 "270 Somethin'"
Parody of Mark Wills' "19
Somethin'" by Mark Wills
Enjoy

Wooo
(spoken)
You know a man does have to eat him somethin'

I love candy bars...eat them all the time
My combo meal's are super-sized
And I crave the stuff they put
inside those dang ding dongs
mmmm

My cholesterol is off the chart
I keep a blood pressure cuff on my left arm
Doctor says that my poor heart
won't last too long
My nickname in school was double wide
Cause my momma fried...

Now I weigh 270 somethin'
Always huffin and puffin
Lay around the house all day
No wonder I can't lose no weight
See that pizza on the TV
Oh man don't it look cheesy
You know they deliver here for nothin'
That's why I weigh 270 somethin'

My insurance said that they'd co-pay
I made the same appointment Carnie Wilson made
Plastic surgeon said he had
a way to get those love
handles off
He stapled and sucked stuff through a tube
I lost a hundred pounds in one afternoon
When I came to in the recovery room
Wuddn't much left of me
When he removed the bandages from my thighs
I couldn't believe my eyes

Now I weigh 180 somethin'
Didn't have to do much of nothin'
I'm lookin' like Jean Claude Van Damme
To fit in a pair Mark Wills' pants
Now everyone who sees me
Can't believe that I'm so skinny
My body fat is nearly nothin'
Ha ha
Now that I weigh 180 somethin'

WOOO

Ha Ha

Now I date a model with a GED
But do you think she'd be with me
I wonder (I wonder)
If I (If I)

Still weighed...270 somethin'
Stuffin down blueberry muffins
Onion rings and cans of SPAM
That's how I got so fat
Now everyone who sees me
Can't believe that I'm so skinny
I used to break a sweat just doin' nothin'
Back when I weighed 270 somethin'

Now I weigh 180 somethin'

(spoken)
Ah...well it's probably like
more like around 225-26
None of y'all's business how much I weigh
Huh huh...

	270 Somethin' lyrics, Cledus T Judd related songs
	1. Fat joe → He's not real 2. Big daddy kane → That's how i did 'em 3. P.o.d. → Without jah, nothin 4. Bob dylan → Maybe someday 5. G-unit → Lay you down 6. Samantha jade → Step up remix 7. Atmosphere → Free or dead 8. Bumpy knuckles → Lazy!!! 9. Kid capri → My niggas 10. Cledus t. judd → Cledus don't stop eatin' for nuthin' 11. Sonny boy williamson i → Susie-q 12. Reba mcentire → Heard her cryin' 13. Gang starr → Lovesick 14. Mystikal → Shake somethin' 15. Marty robbins → Love is in the air 16. Oxide & neutrino → Rap dis 17. Jason mraz → Too much food 18. The lox → We'll always love big poppa 19. Puff daddy → We'll always love big poppa 20. Oxide & neutrino → Rap dis