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Grandma got run over
Gin and juice
Trailer park woman
Motel californie
My cellmate thinks im
Its a great day to be
Grandpa got runned
Tree's on fire
Breath
Bake me a country ham
Swingin'
Hazels homemade
All i want for
What the xxxx did you
Coronary life
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Christ-mas
Cledus went down to
Merry christmas from
You have no right to
1/2
Man of constant borrow
More beaver
Cledus dont stop
How do you milk a cow
Let's shoot dove
Mindy mccready
Santa claus is
Shade tree mechanic
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270 Somethin' Lyrics
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Lyrics Language: English
Song writer/composer(s): Chris Dubois, Cledus T. (Lyr.) Judd, Christopher
(Lyr.) Clark, David Lee

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Cledus T Judd 270 Somethin' Lyrics:
A parody of "19
Somethin" (written by
Chris duBois and David Lee
recorded by Mark Wills)
New lyrical adaptation by Cledus T.
Judd and Christopher Clark

(recording)
Track 4 "270 Somethin'"
Parody of Mark Wills' "19
Somethin'" by Mark Wills
Enjoy

Wooo
(spoken)
You know a man does have to eat him somethin'

I love candy bars...eat them all the time
My combo meal's are super-sized
And I crave the stuff they put
inside those dang ding dongs
mmmm

My cholesterol is off the chart
I keep a blood pressure cuff on my left arm
Doctor says that my poor heart
won't last too long
My nickname in school was double wide
Cause my momma fried...

Now I weigh 270 somethin'
Always huffin and puffin
Lay around the house all day
No wonder I can't lose no weight
See that pizza on the TV
Oh man don't it look cheesy
You know they deliver here for nothin'
That's why I weigh 270 somethin'

My insurance said that they'd co-pay
I made the same appointment Carnie Wilson made
Plastic surgeon said he had
a way to get those love
handles off
He stapled and sucked stuff through a tube
I lost a hundred pounds in one afternoon
When I came to in the recovery room
Wuddn't much left of me
When he removed the bandages from my thighs
I couldn't believe my eyes

Now I weigh 180 somethin'
Didn't have to do much of nothin'
I'm lookin' like Jean Claude Van Damme
To fit in a pair Mark Wills' pants
Now everyone who sees me
Can't believe that I'm so skinny
My body fat is nearly nothin'
Ha ha
Now that I weigh 180 somethin'

WOOO

Ha Ha

Now I date a model with a GED
But do you think she'd be with me
I wonder (I wonder)
If I (If I)

Still weighed...270 somethin'
Stuffin down blueberry muffins
Onion rings and cans of SPAM
That's how I got so fat
Now everyone who sees me
Can't believe that I'm so skinny
I used to break a sweat just doin' nothin'
Back when I weighed 270 somethin'

Now I weigh 180 somethin'

(spoken)
Ah...well it's probably like
more like around 225-26
None of y'all's business how much I weigh
Huh huh...

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