Parody of "All I
Want For Christmas Is Two
Front Teeth"
Donald Yetter Gardner
New lyrical adaptation by Chris Clark
Wamer Bros. Inc. (ASCAP)

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All I want for Christmas is
two gold front teeth
(What?)
Two gold front teeth
With a diamond in each
I'd be a G if I could
have two front teeth
That I'd wish you a funky Christmas

It's Christmas
And I'm toothless
(Ho ho)
I got a cap in my grill
that's ruthless
(Ho ho)
I need a dentist that's
both a driller and a
jeweler
(Ho ho)
I'm lookin' for a look
that's just a little
bit cooler
(Ho ho)
I don't want toys I
don't want any money
(Ho ho)
I want my carats in my
mouth of Bugs Bunny
(Ho ho)
This year the only thing on my list
Is two teeth to match the
watch on my wrist
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When someone says "Yo
wazzup dog?"
I'll say: "You know I'm
doin my plug fizzle
(Right on)
A real OG like ODB
My record sales will triple."

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I'd be like Pimp Dracula
The Spetacula
Cledus T. will be Stone Cold Makea

Here I go again with my
funky alter ego
(Ho ho)
Making people laugh is
the best gift I know
(Ho ho)
Better wrap it up put it
underneath the tree
(Ho ho)
I want a million dollar
smile like Master B
(Ho ho)
I'll keep them shinin'
like the doves on my
duly(sp?)
(Ho ho)
Santa Claus won't you
please bring him to me

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repeat CHORUS

That I'd wish you a funky Christmas
That I'd wish you a funky Christmas