Cledus T. Judd All I Want for Christmas is two Gold
Front Teef Lyrics:
Parody of "All I
Want For Christmas Is Two
Front Teeth"
Donald Yetter Gardner
New lyrical adaptation by Chris Clark
Wamer Bros. Inc. (ASCAP)

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CHORUS
All I want for Christmas is
two gold front teeth
(What?)
Two gold front teeth
With a diamond in each
I'd be a G if I could
have two front teeth
That I'd wish you a funky Christmas

It's Christmas
And I'm toothless
(Ho ho)
I got a cap in my grill
that's ruthless
(Ho ho)
I need a dentist that's
both a driller and a
jeweler
(Ho ho)
I'm lookin' for a look
that's just a little
bit cooler
(Ho ho)
I don't want toys I
don't want any money
(Ho ho)
I want my carats in my
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mouth of Bugs Bunny
(Ho ho)
This year the only thing on my list
Is two teeth to match the
watch on my wrist

CHORUS

When someone says "Yo
wazzup dog?"
I'll say: "You know I'm
doin my plug fizzle
(Right on)
A real OG like ODB
My record sales will triple."

CHORUS

I'd be like Pimp Dracula
The Spetacula
Cledus T. will be Stone Cold Makea

Here I go again with my
funky alter ego
(Ho ho)
Making people laugh is
the best gift I know
(Ho ho)
Better wrap it up put it
underneath the tree
(Ho ho)
I want a million dollar
smile like Master B
(Ho ho)
I'll keep them shinin'
like the doves on my
duly(sp?)
(Ho ho)
Santa Claus won't you
please bring him to me

CHORUS
repeat CHORUS

That I'd wish you a funky Christmas
That I'd wish you a funky Christmas
Lyrics: All I Want for Christmas is two Gold Front Teef,
Cledus T. Judd [end]