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Current version of Cledus T. Judd Lyrics Cledus Went Down to Florida (http://www.mp3lyrics.org/c/cledus-t-judd/cledus-went/) Current version of the lyrics |
Version 1 of Cledus T. Judd Lyrics Cledus Went Down to Florida (http://www.mp3lyrics.org/c/cledus-t-judd/cledus-went/v1.html) Version 1 of the lyrics | |||||||||||||
| 1 | Cledus went down to Florida, he was lookin' for a car to steal | Parody of The Devil Went Down To Georgia by | 1 | |||||||||||
| 2 | He was in a bind, ten payments behind, so the bank reposed his wheels | Charlie Daniels Band (J. CrainC. | 2 | |||||||||||
| 3 | When he came across this old man down at Jalopy's Used Car Lot | DanielsW.HaywardJ. Marshall) Cabin Fever Music | 3 | |||||||||||
| 4 | Then Cledus jumped up on the top of one and said | (BMI). New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Chris | 4 | |||||||||||
| 5 | Clark, La-Po Music (BMI)Chris Clark Publishing | 5 | ||||||||||||
| 6 | "Feller, let me tell ya what, now I'm not gonna be proud of the deed | Designee. | 6 | |||||||||||
| 1 | I'm 'bout to do, well, no time to spare, I gotta be somewhere | 1 | ||||||||||||
| 7 | So I'm gonna steal a car from you, now I've seen you're selection here | Cledus went down to Florida, he was lookin' for a | 7 | |||||||||||
| 8 | And I admit the pickings are few I know the Pintos gold | car to steal He was in a bind, ten payments | 8 | |||||||||||
| 9 | But consider it stoled 'cause I got a show to do" | behind, so the bank repo'd his wheels When he came | 9 | |||||||||||
| 10 | across this old man down at Jalopy's Used Car Lot | 10 | ||||||||||||
| 11 | The man said, "My name's Jalopy" | Then Cledus jumped up on the top of one and said, | 11 | |||||||||||
| 12 | As he gave an evil grin | "Feller, let me tell ya what Now I'm not gon' | 12 | |||||||||||
| 13 | 'Cause he knew that car wouldn't get too far | be proud of the deed I'm 'bout to do Well, no time | 13 | |||||||||||
| 14 | For the motor blew up again | to spare, I gotta be somewhere, so I'm gonna steal | 14 | |||||||||||
| 15 | a car from you Now I've seen you're selection | 15 | ||||||||||||
| 16 | Cledus you better hit the road if you're gonna be a star | here, and I admit the pickins are few I know the | 16 | |||||||||||
| 17 | The shows way up in Georgia, and you're opening up for Garth | Pinto's gold, but consider it stoled, 'cause I got | 17 | |||||||||||
| 18 | You're future's ridin' on this shiny Pinto painted gold | a show to do." | 18 | |||||||||||
| 2 | And if you're late it's Jeff Foxworthy's show | 2 | ||||||||||||
| 19 | The man said, "My name's Jalopy," as he | 19 | ||||||||||||
| 20 | Oh gosh, a Pinto my foot | gave an evil grin 'Cause he knew that car wouldn't | 20 | |||||||||||
| 21 | It drives more like a horse and buggy, dern | get too far 'fore the motor blew up again | 21 | |||||||||||
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| 22 | Cledus said, "No way in heck he's gonna open up that show" | Cledus you better hit the road if you're gonna be | 22 | |||||||||||
| 23 | Then fire flew from the manifold as his right front tire blowed | a star The show's way up in Georgia, and you're | 23 | |||||||||||
| 24 | Then he pushed that wreck across the street, 'n man was Cledus tissed | op'nin up for Garth You're future's ridin' on this | 24 | |||||||||||
| 25 | And he tried 'n tried to start 'er up, but it sounded somethin' like this | shiny Pinto painted gold And if you're late it's | 25 | |||||||||||
| 26 | Jeff Foxworthy's show | 26 | ||||||||||||
| 4 | Come on, come on, oh gosh, I'm in a mess | 4 | ||||||||||||
| 27 | What am I gonna do? | Oh gosh! A pinto my foot. It drives more like a | 27 | |||||||||||
| 28 | My one big shot for Garth Brooks | horse and buggy. Dern! | 28 | |||||||||||
| 5 | Oh dern it | 5 | ||||||||||||
| 29 | Cledus said, "No way in heck he's gonna op'm | 29 | ||||||||||||
| 30 | When Cledus opened up the hood | up that show." Then fire flew from the | 30 | |||||||||||
| 31 | He said, "I'll be a son of a gun" | manifold as his right front tire blowed Then he | 31 | |||||||||||
| 32 | And it didn't take long to figure out | pushed that wreck across the street, 'n man was | 32 | |||||||||||
| 33 | Why the heck it wouldn't run | Cledus tissed And he tried 'n tried to start 'er | 33 | |||||||||||
| 34 | up, but it sounded somethin' like this .......Come | 34 | ||||||||||||
| 35 | Fire from the engine, lots of smoke | on,...come on,...oh gosh! I'm in a mess. What am I | 35 | |||||||||||
| 36 | He can already hear them redneck jokes | gonna do? My one big shot for Garth Brooks. | 36 | |||||||||||
| 37 | Dad blamed oil pan layin' in the road | Aw-hehe-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo, oh dern it! | 37 | |||||||||||
| 6 | Will he make the show? Heck no, heck no | 6 | ||||||||||||
| 38 | When Cledus opened up the hood, he said, | 38 | ||||||||||||
| 39 | Taxi, Greyhound, yeller cab, somebody | "I'll be a son of a gun!" And it didn't | 39 | |||||||||||
| 40 | I'll show him a redneck | take long to figure out why the heck it wouldn't | 40 | |||||||||||
| 41 | He'll have a red neck | run | 41 | |||||||||||
| 7 | When I get my hands around his throat | 7 | ||||||||||||
| 42 | I'm sick of it | Fire from the engine, lots of smoke He can already | 42 | |||||||||||
| 43 | hear them redneck jokes Dadblamed oilpan layn' in | 43 | ||||||||||||
| 44 | Cledus shook his head as he watched Foxworthy's show | the road Will he make the show? Heck no, heck no! | 44 | |||||||||||
| 8 | And he heard him joke of how he passed a burnin' old Pinto | 8 | ||||||||||||
| 45 | Then later on, Garth told Cledus, "You'll never get the chance again" | Ho-ho. (whistle) Taxi, Greyhound, yeller cab, | 45 | |||||||||||
| 46 | As he gave the check to that derned redneck | somebody! I'll show him a redneck. He'll have a | 46 | |||||||||||
| 47 | Who drove a Mercedes Benz | red neck when I get my hands around his throat. | 47 | |||||||||||
| 48 | I'm sick of it. | 48 | ||||||||||||
| 9 | He said, "Tough break big guy before I go | 9 | ||||||||||||
| 49 | Would ya like to hear another redneck joke? | Cledus shook his head as he watched Foxworthy's | 49 | |||||||||||
| 50 | Did you know I got my own TV show?" | show And he heard him joke of how he passed a | 50 | |||||||||||
| 51 | Well, does anybody watch it? No, heck no | burnin' old Pinto Then later on, Garth told | 51 | |||||||||||
| 52 | Cledus, "You'll never get the chance | 52 | ||||||||||||
| 53 | Well, you might be a redneck | again." As he gave the check to that derned | 53 | |||||||||||
| 54 | If your momma and daddy catches ya out behind the barn | redneck who drove a Mercedes Benz He said, | 54 | |||||||||||
| 55 | Whippin' Jeff Foxworthy for talkin' about rednecks all time | "Tough break big guy. Before I go, Would ya | 55 | |||||||||||
| 56 | Ah shoot, I'm just kiddin' Jeff | like to hear another redneck joke? Did you know I | 56 | |||||||||||
| 57 | I wished I could be your best friend | got my own t.v. show?" Well, does anybody | 57 | |||||||||||
| 58 | Do you like me? I'd love to be on your TV show | watch it? No, heck no! | 58 | |||||||||||
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| 1 | Well, you might be a redneck if your momma and | 1 | ||||||||||||
| 2 | daddy catches ya out behind the barn whippin' Jeff | 2 | ||||||||||||
| 3 | Foxworthy for talkin' about rednecks all time. Ah | 3 | ||||||||||||
| 4 | shoot, I'm jes kiddin' Jeff. I wished I could be | 4 | ||||||||||||
| 5 | your best friend. Do you like me? I'd love to be | 5 | ||||||||||||
| 6 | on your t.v. show. Come here to me! | 6 | ||||||||||||
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