CLEDUS T. JUDD Lyrics, CLEDUS WENT DOWN TO FLORIDA (v.1)

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Parody of The Devil Went Down To Georgia by
Charlie Daniels Band (J. Crain/C.
Daniels/W.Hayward/J. Marshall) Cabin Fever Music
(BMI). New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Chris
Clark, La-Po Music (BMI)/Chris Clark Publishing
Designee.

Cledus went down to Florida, he was lookin' for a
car to steal He was in a bind, ten payments
behind, so the bank repo'd his wheels When he came
across this old man down at Jalopy's Used Car Lot
Then Cledus jumped up on the top of one and said,
"Feller, let me tell ya what Now I'm not gon'
be proud of the deed I'm 'bout to do Well, no time
to spare, I gotta be somewhere, so I'm gonna steal
a car from you Now I've seen you're selection
here, and I admit the pickins are few I know the
Pinto's gold, but consider it stoled, 'cause I got
a show to do."

The man said, "My name's Jalopy," as he
gave an evil grin 'Cause he knew that car wouldn't
get too far 'fore the motor blew up again

Cledus you better hit the road if you're gonna be
a star The show's way up in Georgia, and you're
op'nin up for Garth You're future's ridin' on this
shiny Pinto painted gold And if you're late it's
Jeff Foxworthy's show

Oh gosh! A pinto my foot. It drives more like a
horse and buggy. Dern!

Cledus said, "No way in heck he's gonna op'm
up that show." Then fire flew from the
manifold as his right front tire blowed Then he
pushed that wreck across the street, 'n man was
Cledus tissed And he tried 'n tried to start 'er
up, but it sounded somethin' like this .......Come
on,...come on,...oh gosh! I'm in a mess. What am I
gonna do? My one big shot for Garth Brooks.
Aw-hehe-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo, oh dern it!

When Cledus opened up the hood, he said,
"I'll be a son of a gun!" And it didn't
take long to figure out why the heck it wouldn't
run

Fire from the engine, lots of smoke He can already
hear them redneck jokes Dadblamed oilpan layn' in
the road Will he make the show? Heck no, heck no!

Ho-ho. (whistle) Taxi, Greyhound, yeller cab,
somebody! I'll show him a redneck. He'll have a
red neck when I get my hands around his throat.
I'm sick of it.

Cledus shook his head as he watched Foxworthy's
show And he heard him joke of how he passed a
burnin' old Pinto Then later on, Garth told
Cledus, "You'll never get the chance
again." As he gave the check to that derned
redneck who drove a Mercedes Benz He said,
"Tough break big guy. Before I go, Would ya
like to hear another redneck joke? Did you know I
got my own t.v. show?" Well, does anybody
watch it? No, heck no!

Well, you might be a redneck if your momma and
daddy catches ya out behind the barn whippin' Jeff
Foxworthy for talkin' about rednecks all time. Ah
shoot, I'm jes kiddin' Jeff. I wished I could be
your best friend. Do you like me? I'd love to be
on your t.v. show. Come here to me!

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