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SANTA
HO HO HO HO HO
hohohohohohoho
And what do you want
for Christmas little
Sam?

SAM
I want the Billy
Gilman action figure

SANTA
What about you Suzie?

SUZIE
I want the Grand Old
Opry nativity scene

SANTA
And what about you Cledus?

CLEDUS
Well Santa
It's not what I want.
It's what I want to give...

It's Christmastime in
Nashville for country
singers one and all
I'm going to give a
right nutty party
It's Cledus' Christmas Ball

I sent out the invitations
Heck I even rented out the hall
And I've got a big SACK
full of presents

Male CHORUS
Cledus' Christmas ball...

Dolly Parton brought two JUGS
(*wolf whistle*)
Of wine everyone admired
Montgomery Gentry
spiked the eggnog

Female chorus
Chestnut's roasting
on an open fire

Somebody get Mark off of there

Ah the twin fiddles are playing'
And it's a
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YEE HAW
Everybody's dancin' around

Male CHORUS
Cledus' Christmas ball
HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO

Shania'a under the mistletoe
And that line was
slap down the hall
Boy I hope she enjoys kissin'

Male CHORUS
Cledus' Christmas ball

Willie Nelson's
homemade brownies
Brought us all good cheer
Garth retired early again

CHORUS
But he'll be back next year

You can count on THAT

The party's dyin' down now
So here's my present to you all
haha
Come check out MY package

Male CHORUS
Cledus' Christmas ball

It's a little bitty
piece of me to you

Male CHORUS
Cledus' Christmas ball

CHORUS
It's an ornament for
your Christmas tree
Cledus' Christmas
:Ball
:
:SUZIE
:Hey
:That's not Santa
:
: CTJ
:SHHHH
:
:SUZIE
:That's Kenny Rogers
:The Gambler
:
:CTJ
:Hush yer mouth

Merry Christmas from
Cledus T. Judd

HO HO HO