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	Current version of Cledus T. Judd Lyrics Goodbye Squirrel (http://www.mp3lyrics.org/c/cledus-t-judd/goodbye/) Current version of the lyrics						Version 1 of Cledus T. Judd Lyrics Goodbye Squirrel (http://www.mp3lyrics.org/c/cledus-t-judd/goodbye/v1.html) Version 1 of the lyrics
1	Be very very quiet, we are huntin' somethin'						Parody of "Goodbye	1
1							Earl" by Dixie Chicks	1
2							(Dennis Linde) EMI Blackwood	2
3							Music, Inc. on behalf of	3
4							itself and Rising Gorge	4
5							music (BMI)	5
6							New lyrics by Cledus T.	6
7							Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus	7
8							Crap Anthems (SESAC))/Of	8
9							Music Inc. (SESAC)	9
10								10
11							(Be vewy vewy qwiet...we are	11
12							huntin' somethin')	12
	Me and Harold Muffert were outdoors men						Me and Harold Muffert were outdoors men
	Set in our backwoods ways						Set in our backwoods ways
	Both members of the huntin' club						Both members of the huntin' club
	Both active in the NRA						Both active in the NRA
	(National Redneck Association)						(National Redneck Association)
2	We scouted a location where we had no doubt						We scouted a location	2
13							where we had no doubt	13
	We'd kill the biggest buck in the world						We'd kill the biggest buck in the world
3	(About a 34 pointer)						(About a 34-pointer)	3
	Harold waited in his tree stand						Harold waited in his tree stand
	But all he seen was a squirrel						But all he seen was a squirrel
4	Dang near two weeks since the season started						Dang near two weeks since	4
14							the season started	14
	And neither one of us was amused						And neither one of us was amused
5	We had on real tree cameo, high-powered ammo						(HA HA HA)	5
15							We had on real tree camo,	15
16							high-powered ammo	16
	But no big game to shoot						But no big game to shoot
6	Then we finally saw a deer as big as a horse						Then we finally saw a deer	6
7	Harold had him in his cross hairs						as big as a horse	7
17							Harold had him in his crosshairs	17
	(Shoot him!)						(Shoot him!)
8	But that squirrel jumped off of a branch above us						But that squirrel jumped off	8
18							of a branch above us	18
	And landed in Harold's hair						And landed in Harold's hair
9	(What is that thing, get it out!)						(Dang,                   get it out! Dang!)	9
10	Harold fell off the stand						Harold fell off the stand,	10
11	On his head he landed						on his head he landed	11
12	Like a wimp he laid there cryin'						Like a wimp he laid there cryin	12
13	Till I climbed on down						Till I climbed on down,	13
	Picked him up off the ground						Picked him up off the ground
14	And it didn't take us long to decide						And it didn't take us long to decide,	14
	That squirrel had to die						That squirrel had to die
15	Goodbye squirrel, with black-eyed peas						Goodbye squirrel	15
16	You're gonna taste good to me squirrel						With black-eyed peas,	16
17	It's you or           me						You're gonna taste good to me	17
18	Come on out of that tree squirrel						Squirrel	18
19	Hey, guess what						It's you or me,	19
20	You've eaten your last nut squirrel						Come on out of that tree	20
19							Squirrel	19
20							Hey guess what,	20
21							You've eaten your last nut	21
22							Squirrel	22
21	Me and Harold went down to the surplus store						Me and Harold went down to	21
23							the surplus store	23
	Bought a keg of dynamite						Bought a keg of dynamite
22	Two baseball bats and a case of M-80's						Two baseball bats and a case of M-80s	22
	We were in for one heck of a fight						We were in for one heck of a fight
23	(We'll show you)						(We'll show you!)	23
	When you're huntin' with dumb and dumber						When you're huntin' with dumb and dumber
	Something's surely bound to go wrong						Something's surely bound to go wrong
	(Now be careful)						(Now be careful)
	And when Harold lit that real short fuse						And when Harold lit that real short fuse
	I knew it wouldn't be long						I knew it wouldn't be long
24	When the dynamite blew						When the dynamite blew,	24
	Harold's foot did too						Harold's foot did too
	And fingers began to fly						And fingers began to fly
25	(Fly, fly)						(Fly)	25
	We were barely alive						We were barely alive
26	When the Game Warden arrived						When the game warden arrived	26
27	And much to our surprise						And much to our surprise,	27
	That squirrel didn't die						That squirrel didn't die
28	(Gosh)						(Gosh!)	28
	Goodbye squirrel						Goodbye squirrel
29	Just one more shot						Just one more shot,	29
30	You'll be in my crock pot, squirrel						You'll be in my crock pot	30
31	You'll make a lunch						Squirrel	31
32	You overgrown chipmunk, squirrel						You'll make a lunch,	32
33	I'll skin you hide						You overgrown chipmunk	33
34	And make a hat when it's dry, squirrel						Squirrel	34
35							I'll skin ya hide,	35
36	Dadblame Earl, my gosh						And make a hat when it's dry	36
37	Ronnie Milsap could shoot better than you						Squirrel	37
1	You gimme, I said, "Gimme, gimme that gun"							1
38	Look out, look out, [Incomprehensible]						(Deadgum Earl, Ronnie Milsap	38
	I think I killed somethin'						could shoot better than you
24							Gimme that, I said gimme that gun	24
25							Look out!	25
26							Look out, duck!	26
27							I think I killed somethin')	27

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