We got owners, favorite drivers
Boy, that Tony Stewart's a whiner
And we got rookies, advertisers
Like, let's say, "Havoline, Target, Sharpie, Caterpillar
Nextel, Mountain Dew, Dupont, Lowe's, Home Depot
Kodak, M and M's, UPS, Tide, Alltel, Gillette
Kelloggs, Viagra, Dewalt, and Budweiser"
But the trophy girls still have my favorite parts
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love Nascar

We got cautions, we got pitstops
You can't hear a dang thing once the flag drops
And poor Kyle Petty, an' Swervin' Marlin
Are gonna find it tough to beat Mark Martin
'Cause that Viagra car is always driven hard
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love Nascar

I love Nascar, it's my kind of race
Just watchin' Jeff Gordon plow up a wall
Puts a smile on Dale Jr.'s face
No caviar, it's beer and Mopar
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love Nascar

I like short tracks, you'll see more wrecks
And about a million screamin' rednecks
And ol' Jeff Burton, ha, an' poor Mike Skinner
Well, they've done forgot what it's like to be a winner
And Ken Schrader still ain't sure who his sponsors are
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(Hey, that was a close one up there fellas
I about got into one there
I might pull over right up here next pitstop
I want you to get two right front tires
I need a wedge on the left side
Get this windsheild cleaned, get on the gas.
And if you don't care, hand me a pair of underwear
I have messed all in my drawers very well)

I like football
(I like football)
I like my wrestlin'
I like a good game of air hockey
I like some ping-pong now an' then
How about you, Toby?

I love Nascar, it's my kind of race
Just to see Big E back on the track
Would put a smile on every face
No one drove a car, quite like Earnhardt
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love Nascar

Vroom, vroom, vroom
Gentlemen, start your engines
I love Nascar