A weeby weeby, weeby wobble gobble, gobble gobble DO do the turkey
Lord have mercy, mercy mercy, mercy me
You see I'm tryin tryin' to get the punani
butBut you just wanna rock me, ah-eh-eh, ah-eh-eh ah eh eh, ah eh eh

You see I'm tryin tryin' to get the punani
butBut you just wanna rock me, oooh, oh, check it
So get your ride on ride the thundercloud and broom broom broom, broom, broom
Because I gotta gotta, gotta get some, el, bow, roomenter added
So I can Bang-kok, Bangkok, better yet, knock Italy
But raindrops keep fallin fallin' on my couch, try to sit with me
TamperinTamperin' up my program, so I play another slow jam
It's not an ancient Chinese secret, secret you should know manenter added
But you insist on stay and playin playin' Genesis
I gotta put an end to this, baldergash, balder gash, EEE haul ass
And don't come knockin knockin' my door, with the cockle-doodle-doo cockle doodle doo
I'm talkin talkin' the his and his and hers, Three's Company three's company too
So step to the step to the rear
And and don't come back now, hear?
AhhAh, to the break y'all (break
(Break y'all, yeah)
AhhAh, to the break y'all (break
(Break y'all, made it!) it)
To the break y'all (break
(Break y'all, NAHH!) nah)
To the break y'all (break
(Break y'all break, BREAK!) break)

The CB's, the CB's, they'rrrrre here! they're here
I'm checkin checkin' my mirror from the rear -
- locksLocks are closer, than they appear
The time is near for you to drop your beer and

And get your nuts again
But but ain't no hapsenter added
(UH-UH) your
Your dick isn't there
You're thinkin thinkin' that, "Oops, I made a mistake"
You say, "Fuck Nell Carter, c'mon Jimmy, give me a break"enter added
You made a mistake on the first take
tryinTryin' to break a leg for take two
You shoulda ate your Wheaties wheaties
andAnd Petey mighta made a breakthroughenter added
You say to hope that things might bloom, so you assume position
WishinWishin' he would listen, so you start to kissin kissin'
It's alive, alive and up goes, and up goes you're adrenaline
You aimed, you fired, THERE YOU GO, there you go, limp figuresenter added
So you take ? [unverified] and then play the role of friend and talk
Try to tell her it's her fault, when Jack your Been bean wouldn't Stalk
BabyBaby, Bubba youse a goner, ahh, ah, youse a goner
It's fucker up, when _Your Dick Is Playin Tricks On Ya_ your dick is playin' tricks on ya

So you pop fizz, what a relief, beef stroke it up
My man, got your thing, in your hand, say, "I "I, I think I can!!" can"
Damn this never happened before, yeah yeah, sure that's what they all say
Uh-ohUh, oh you better get Maaco kid, cause 'cause old girl is saucyenter added
What was sweet to eat, has now dried up and rotted
It's a pile of pew, pick up your glove and say, "Yo I got it!"
HopinHopin' you won't drop you thought you had it made like ?Kay? [unverified]
What more could go wrong - you got the right one baby! one, baby
Uh-huh,
Uh, huh, let you tell it, everybody it
Everybody and their momma knows
thatThat you came quick, quicker than a pizza, from
From Domino's

To the break y'all (break
(Break y'all, YEAH) yeah)
To the break y'all (break
(Break y'all, MAYBE) maybe)
To the break y'all (break
(Break y'all, NAHHH) nah)
To the break y'all (break
(Break y'all, check it out)

The 1/9, the 1/9, the CB's, the break
The 1/9, the 1/9, the CB's, the break! break
The 1/9, the 1/9, the CB's, the break!! break
Break it up, break it up, break it up, BREAK DOWN! break down
WalkinWalkin' up and then down the strip
LookinLookin' for some hip so I can skip
I spotted this honeydip, honey dip, and her friend tried to sell me a script
thatThat they were in a rush to catch the bus, but that was the OLD old Gusenter added
So I'm gettin gettin' a bus, as I thrill at the disgust
Since old girl was with this, I told her friend to kiss this
And listen physical fitness use your brain and mind your business
DippinDippin' from a distance, in an instance I got the digits
and
And blew a kiss to her
(THAT OLD STANK HOEEEE) was(That old stank hoe)
Was mad I didn't speak to her
I hooked up with the one that looked NICE nice
Took her mind, like an ICE ice

'Til her friends gave her advice to think, twice
Before with me she slept, my rep was kinda ill
They told her to keep that booty still
I been through more hoes than the pillenter added
Still I overcame cause 'cause I got game like a athlete (UHH)
(Uhh)
In less than a half week, she was with it to do the nasty (BREAK)
(Break)
The drawers dropped, the top off, and the boots was gettin getting' knocked
I heard the door unlock, it was her pop he was a copenter added
So I stopped dropped and rolled, so I wouldn't inhale a shell
Broke like a fingernail, on my trail was the smell of tail
Bailed back around the flat, to wash off the smell of cat
Like a belt, everything was strapped
'til
'Til my homey asked, "WASSUP WIT DAT?" "Wassup wit dat?"
The dat was like dis G, I told him I got busy
This was the spy who dissed me cause 'cause he told it like a sissy
THAT WAS FOUL,That was foul, I went to him lost in the mind now it's a dead endenter added
The little wreck on that they locked the door and I can't get in
No more more, no more more, no more and now I know and now I know
Don't mess around with CB's, good CB's
Good buddie, ten-fo'
ten fo'
(Ha hahh, yeahh, ahh hah, yeah, ah break it..) it)