* Women asked how many times I practiced promiscuity
That depends...before or after I hit puberty?
I was six watchin hoes slob
The dough mom gave the babysitter also covered the blow job
Older cousin's tongue bathed the balls
I confess, I was molested at seven. No complaints at all
And if I did complain, it's when she'd give me brain
And teeth scrape my dick like a dog playing frisbee games
When I pay for snatch, I'll eat a cat's bleedin
And keep the reciepts as a write off for tax season
I'll take your slore home,
let her pick her favorite thong,
play DJ and have her suck me off to her favorite song
Make sure the handycam is on
Fuck a threesome, I'm takin you, your mom,
your niece and your granny on
And any other family member with tits and a cunt
Whip my dick out at the reunion like..."Is this what you want?"
cuz..

If it's a dick you want, I got inches
If it's a chick you want, I got bitches
Whether lesbian, or the best of friends
you can spread your legs open and let me it

What's a nice girl like you doin suckin my cock?
Or gettin pulled over for speedin and fuckin a cop?
Whether you loved it or not, you still
did it to get out of a ticket
Now suck my dick before I beat the shit outta you with it
Want a milkshake? Suck the shit out and you'll get it

Six four and I'll fuck the shit out of a midget
Lived out most men's dreams when I was seventeen
Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/ERJBeen through more shit than most porn stars ever seen

I'm not sure which bitch to bone next
I got AT&T operators callin me for phone sex
I'll make you get wet, cum til you smile and moan
And once I bust a nut all you'll hear is a dial tone
Imagine me givin one shit about a dumb bitch
Coulda wrote a book titled 'One Million and One Clits'
To which of you bitches am I givin it to?
When they get to know me first I'm diggin you...now
let me stick my dick in you

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In the middle of the night,
pillow fight,
with a widow and a dyke
Dress up as the ex-husband with the widow on the right
To my left is the dyke,
as I bite on the nipple of her tit,
pushed the widow's head to nibble on her clit
Tape it and sell it off the net
For a bitch mad I did it without consent, you're awfully wet
Got hoes suspicious. Even one peg leg bitches
After I came, fucked em with they own leg
They ain't know the difference
Your cunt's wet and your pants are soaked with it
I don't discriminate, even cancer hoes get it
So open up, I'ma cram your throat with it
I want you to suck just like the antedote's in it
All you strong women claimin queen to the universe,
I'll fill you with Kahlua and cream on your newest skirt
So the moral of the story
is you ain't gettin backstage if you ain't givin oral in a orgy