Hello everyone. My name is Gary Coleman. And a lot
of you remember me as that little black kid on
Different Strokes. But there's another, darker
side of me that a lot of you don't know about. And
that's the fact that I was born without a torso.
That's right! And millions of children are born
without torsos every year, and the number is
growing. Imagine the horror of being taunted in
the schoolyard: "Hey where d'ya keep your
nipples? In your pockets?" Imagine the horror
of being carried home from rugby practise in a
netbag. Imagine the horror of being taunted at
swimming lessons: 'Hey Starfish Baby! Starfish
Baby!' Yes, the pain is real. The horror is real.
But the hope is also real. Please give generously
to: Torsos for Tots. A non-profit organization
that helps these trunkless youngsters reach out
and not have their arm fall through their t-shirt
hole. Please give generously to: Torsos for Tots
228 Avenue of the Americas New York, New York
Because somewhere there's a kid with nothing in
his shirt but a dream.

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------------------------------ Hello, my name's
Ernest Borgnine. And a lot of you remember me as
The Incredible Flying Worm in Steve's Trip to the
Oasis. But there's another, darker side of me that
a lot of you don't know about. And that's the fact
that I - Did you say Ernest Borgnine? Yes. He's on
the tape already. Oh, alright. Sorry- P.S.A.
number two. Hello, my name's Kate Capshaw. And a
lot of you remember me as that little black kid on
Different Strokes. But there's another, darker
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that's the fact that- (laughing)- Greg's making me
laugh! Do you know, is Kate Capshaw known in other
countries? (all laugh) Alright, let's do another
one- let's go. I should leave the room. P.S.A- no
don't- P.S.A. Hello, my name is Earl the
Incredible Squirrel. (laughing) I'm sorry-- (all
laugh raucously) That's a keeper.

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------------------------------ Hello, my name's
Clint Eastwood. And a lot of you remember me as
that little black kid on Different Strokes. But
there's another, darker side of me that a lot of
you don't know about. And that's the fact that I
have two huge columns of cheese for legs. That's
right- and millions of children are born with
cheddar legs every year, and the number is
growing. Imagine (hopelessly cracking up) the
horror of sliding into second base and making a
lovely taco melt. Imagine the horror of being
taunted in the schoolyard: "Hey, we oughta
cube ya and make little things with flags stick
into ya." Imagine the horror of being held
down in the schoolyard and grated. Yes, the pain
is real. The horror is real, but the hope is also
real. Please give generously to: Slice Me Off a
Chunk, Huh? A non-profit organization that helps
these kids reach out and give, and take, and love,
and live without being melted onto a patty of
meat. Please, give generously to: Slice Me Off a
Chunk, Huh? 228 Avenue of the Americas New York,
New York Because somewhere, there's a kid who's
curdling, with a dream.