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	Current version of Coup Lyrics Me and Jesus the Pimp in a '79 Granada Last Night (http://www.mp3lyrics.org/c/coup/me-and-jesus-the-pimp-in-a-7...) Current version of the lyrics						Version 1 of Coup Lyrics Me and Jesus the Pimp in a '79 Granada Last Night (http://www.mp3lyrics.org/c/coup/me-and-jesus-the-pimp-in-a-7...) Version 1 of the lyrics
	[Boots]						[Boots]
	Well, he was smilin' like a vulture as he rolled up the horticulture						Well, he was smilin' like a vulture as he rolled up the horticulture
	Ignited it, and said, "I hope the vapors don't insult ya"						Ignited it, and said, "I hope the vapors don't insult ya"
	What I replied denied, but he mixin weed and hop						What I replied denied, but he mixin weed and hop
	His head was noddin' up and down like he agreed a lot						His head was noddin' up and down like he agreed a lot
	Bored, said, "We need a plot," I comply, "Let's leave the spot"						Bored, said, "We need a plot," I comply, "Let's leave the spot"
	Hopped in the Granada, he's impressed by the beat I got						Hopped in the Granada, he's impressed by the beat I got
	His name is "hay-zoos" but his pimp name is "gee-zus"						His name is "hay-zoos" but his pimp name is "gee-zus"
	Slapped a hoe to pieces with his plastic prosthesis						Slapped a hoe to pieces with his plastic prosthesis
	"Nigga don't you know that I'm your daddy?" said he						"Nigga don't you know that I'm your daddy?" said he
	This is true, plus he schooled me for my mackin' degree						This is true, plus he schooled me for my mackin' degree
	"Never plea, try not to flee, make niggaz pee when you stick around"						"Never plea, try not to flee, make niggaz pee when you stick around"
	This man my momma had found taught me to put it down						This man my momma had found taught me to put it down
	I press the gas to the ground to show that I'm a hound						I press the gas to the ground to show that I'm a hound
1	Makin' sure that gear-uppin'         sound is heard throughout the town						Makin' sho' that get rubber sound is heard throughout the town	1
	Thirty years ago, Jesus could pull a hoe quick						Thirty years ago, Jesus could pull a hoe quick
	But now he 50 and his belly hangs lower than his dick						But now he 50 and his belly hangs lower than his dick
	Philosophy that he spit stuck in my memory chips						Philosophy that he spit stuck in my memory chips
	And now he puttin' in a disk of Gladys Knight and the Pips						And now he puttin' in a disk of Gladys Knight and the Pips
	Then that shit starts to skip, he said, "Somebody musta scratch it"						Then that shit starts to skip, he said, "Somebody musta scratch it"
	Put the 40 to his lips and poured the contents down the hatchet						Put the 40 to his lips and poured the contents down the hatchet
2	Now since my adolescence, cause of his pimp lessons						Well since my adolescense, cause of his pimp lessons	2
	smack my woman in the dental just for askin' silly questions						smack my woman in the dental just for askin' silly questions
	Relationship reduction to either rock the box or suction						Relationship reduction to either rock the box or suction
3	Ain't got no close partners, socially I can't function						Ain't got no close potnahs, socially I cain't function	3
	From the pen he would scribe, on how to survive:						From the pen he would scribe, on how to survive:
4	"Don't be Microsoft, be Macintosh with a hard drive"						"Don't be Microsoft, be Macintosh with a Hard Drive"	4
	Used to tell me all the time to keep a bitch broke						Used to tell me all the time to keep a bitch broke
	Did I mention that my momma was his number one hoe?						Did I mention that my momma was his number one hoe?
	Clunked the 40 on the flo' and placed his palm on the dash						Clunked the 40 on the flo' and placed his palm on the dash
	and wheezed out, "C'mon man, make this motherfucker mash!"						and wheezed out, "C'mon man, make this motherfucker mash!"
	Ain't gon' mash too fast, cause my tags ain't right						Ain't gon' mash too fast, cause my tags ain't right
	Me and Jesus the Pimp in a '79 Granada last night						Me and Jesus the Pimp in a '79 Granada last night
	Chorus: *sung* (2X)						Chorus: *sung* (2X)
	Oakland do you wanna ride?						Oakland do you wanna ride?
5	I can't hear you! Oakland do you wanna me to ride tonight?						I can't hear you! Oakland do you wanna         ride tonight?	5
	[Boots]						[Boots]
6	City lights from far way can make you drop yo' jaw						City lights from far way can makeyou      drop yo' jaw	6
	Sparklin' like sequins on a transvestite at Mardi Gras						Sparklin' like sequins on a transvestite at Mardi Gras
	There's beauty in the cracks of the cement						There's beauty in the cracks of the cement
	When I was five I hopped over them wherever we went to prevent						When I was five I hopped over them wherever we went to prevent
	whatever it was that could break my momma's back						whatever it was that could break my momma's back
	Little did I know that it would roll up in a Cadillac						Little did I know that it would roll up in a Cadillac
	And matta-fact, she couldn't see him like a cataract						And matta-fact, she couldn't see him like a cataract
	And on the track, she went from beautiful to battleaxe						And on the track, she went from beautiful to battleaxe
	And back at home, she would cry into her pillow						And back at home, she would cry into her pillow
	Vomit in the commode, I was six years old						Vomit in the commode, I was six years old
7	I would crawl into her lap and we would hug and hold						I would crawl onto her lap and we would hug and hold	7
1	Never knew how she was suffering for my food and clothes							1
	She asked me what I thought of Jesus when he broke off some bread						She asked me what I thought of Jesus when he broke off some bread
	I said, "He missin' a arm, and he seem like a pee-pee head"						I said, "He missin' a arm, and he seem like a pee-pee head"
	She said, "Don't cuss," and my teeth to go brush						She said, "Don't cuss," and my teeth to go brush
	And get ready for bed, and the toilet to flush						And get ready for bed, and the toilet to flush
8	With tears in Momma's          eyes, I was her everything						With tears in my momma's eyes, I was her everything	8
	Before she went out on the stroll						Before she went out on the stroll
	She'd tuck me into bed and sing:						She'd tuck me into bed and sing:
9	You're just too beautiful for words (4X)						You're much too beautiful for words (4X)	9
	I see the red and white lights as the ambulance flies						I see the red and white lights as the ambulance flies
	Reminds me of midnight in a dopefiend's eyes						Reminds me of midnight in a dopefiend's eyes
	And my 9-year-old self as paramedics leave						And my 9-year-old self as paramedics leave
	Left to ball my eyes out on a neighbor's sleeve						Left to ball my eyes out on a neighbor's sleeve
10	To give illustrations that are clear and clean						To make illustrations that are clear and clean	10
11	I'll take you two hours back before this scene						I'll take you two hours back before this scene:	11
	Early in the morning when the sun starts to creep						Early in the morning when the sun starts to creep
	When the birds start to chirp and crackheads go to sleep						When the birds start to chirp and crackheads go to sleep
	Moms was comin' in I heard her keys go clink						Moms was comin' in I heard her keys go clink
	Wearin' nothin' but pumps, bikini, and fake mink						Wearin' nothin' but pumps, bikini, and fake mink
	Even though she served, for fifty dollars-a-pop						Even though she served, for fifty dollars-a-pop
	Hardly had enough for rent after Jesus re-copped						Hardly had enough for rent after Jesus re-copped
	That day the landlady got her rent befo' he got his knot						That day the landlady got her rent befo' he got his knot
12	Slammed Momma's head against the front bolt lock						Slammed momma's head against the front bolt lock	12
13	Then the pimp wit' one arm done harm						Then the pump wit one arm done harm	13
	Reached back and plowed into her head like a farm						Reached back and plowed into her head like a farm
	Never saw the act, locked in the back, I was cussin'						Never saw the act, locked in the back, I was cussin'
14	Heard the blap blap of twenty headcrack percussion						Heard the blap blap of tewnty headcrack percussion	14
	and body blows, her body froze from bolo's to the spine						and body blows, her body froze from bolo's to the spine
	I was hysterically cryin', all she could do was whine						I was hysterically cryin', all she could do was whine
	She didn't even have the strength to say, "I love you Boo"						She didn't even have the strength to say, "I love you Boo"
	But I said it to her and she knew that I knew						But I said it to her and she knew that I knew
	She was dead by the time the ambulance got on the case						She was dead by the time the ambulance got on the case
	But I never will forget the plastic hand stuck in her face						But I never will forget the plastic hand stuck in her face
	Stop at the intersection to ask Jesus 'bout directions						Stop at the intersection to ask Jesus 'bout directions
15	"Go     to Frisco" (I got very friendly vocal inflections)						"S go to Frisco.." (I got very friendly vocal inflections)	15
	Mob a left at MacArthur to continue in flight						Mob a left at MacArthur to continue in flight
	Me and Jesus the Pimp in a '79 Granada last night						Me and Jesus the Pimp in a '79 Granada last night
	Chorus						Chorus
	[Boots]						[Boots]
	The rain dropped giant pearls, God was pissin' on the world						The rain dropped giant pearls, God was pissin' on the world
16	Or that old man who was snorin' rolled on over and earled						or that old man who was snorin' rolled on over and earled	16
17	My temperature gage read "cold and blistery"						My temperatyre gayge read "cold and blistery"	17
18	Spinnin' wheels made a piece of asphalt history						Spinnin' wheels made each piece of asphault history	18
	This was Jesus debut out the penitentiary						This was Jesus debut out the penitentiary
	Fifteen years, but it seem like a century						Fifteen years, but it seem like a century
	See, he went in the pen for some other murder drama						See, he went in the pen for some other murder drama
19	Twelve years old       I wrote him quote I wanna be a pimp comma						Twelve years old when I wrote him quote I wanna be a pimp comma	19
	You accidentally killed my mom, no playa hation points						You accidentally killed my mom, no playa hation points
20	You know how bitches act, shit exclamation point						You know how bitches act, shit exclamation points	20
21	At first it was a set up move, then it was the truth						First        it was a set up move, then it was the truth	21
22	His letters were the only friend I had as a youth						His letters were the only thing I had as a youth	22
	But his lopsided game, see, was really counterfeit						But his lopsided game, see, was really counterfeit
	So my little son Dominic thinks that I'm a dick						So my little son Dominic thinks that I'm a dick
	Cause I was runnin' 'round like a little baby Jesus						Cause I was runnin' 'round like a little baby Jesus
	To me women had to be saints, hoes, or skeezers						To me women had to be saints, hoes, or skeezers
23	And I don't think that it's gon' end till we make revolution						And I don't think that it's gon' end til we make revolution	23
	But who gon' make the shit if we worship prostitution?						But who gon' make the shit if we worship prostitution?
	Ain't no women finna die for the same ol' conclusion						Ain't no women finna die for the same ol' conclusion
	Put they life on the line so some other pimp could use 'em						Put they life on the line so some other pimp could use 'em
	Pulled into a vacant lot, the road to recovery						Pulled into a vacant lot, the road to recovery
	Pulled out my pistol as we brushed against the shrubbery						Pulled out my pistol as we brushed against the shrubbery
	Jesus said, "Why the hell you pointin' a gat?"						Jesus said, "Why the hell you pointin' a gat?"
	So I pulled a piece of game I could use out the hat						So I pulled a piece of game I could use out the hat
	I said, "This trip is over, we ain't finna ride on						I said, "This trip is over, we ain't finna ride on
	This is for my mental and my momma that I cried on						This is for my mental and my momma that I cried on
	Microsoft motherfuckers let bygones be bygones						Microsoft motherfuckers let bygones be bygones
24	but since I'm Macintosh, I'ma double click your icon"						but since I'm Macintosh, I'ma double click your icons"	24
	He struggled for life, then gave up the fight						He struggled for life, then gave up the fight
	Me and Jesus the Pimp in a '79 Granada last night						Me and Jesus the Pimp in a '79 Granada last night
	Chorus						Chorus
	[Boots]						[Boots]
	And I still remember momma						And I still remember momma
	You're much too beautiful for words (4X)						You're much too beautiful for words (4X)

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