I went out to eat the other night. Picked up my
girl at eight. In my soup I found a fly. But,
there beyond my plate. Was an eyeball in my
martini. A highball with a twist. One in my
linguini, too. I said, "There's somethin'
wrong with this." Eyeballs, eyeballs,
eyeballs. Eyeballs everywhere. Eyeballs, eyeballs,
eyeballs. Floating through the air. We went to the
'musement park. To ride the Tunnel of Love. But,
when I went to hold her hand. There was an eyeball
in her glove. We went to Lover's Lane. To skan for
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pulled down her panty hose! I took my baby home.
For a juicy good night kiss. But there was an
eyballs starin' at me. Between her parted lips. I
went to the institute. And asked the doctor there.
In the department of eyeballs. "What's this
burden that I bear?" He said, "You ain't
crazy." He said, "You ain't
insane." "It's just you got an eyeballs
in the center of your brain!"