(Ricardo Smith, Eric Brooks, James Robinson)

I get drunk and I stumble to the phone and conjure
Conjureup a bitch to bone when I'm alone
Fucked up, tore back back, I need to take a piss
Only when I'm drunk? drunk, I sing a song like thisenter added
My grandma and your grandma... Sittin grandma, sittin' by the fire
Hold on, turn that beat off! off
No,
Nah, keep it going
Crazy Town, yo y'all just not known'
I get drunk and start talking more shit
andAnd when I got a gun in my hand hand, you better get out
You better get...Out'Cause my brainenter deleted
just ain't what it used to be
Forget trying to rationalize, cover your eyes. eyes

I get ....(Uh!)... uh, damn I'm drunk. drunk
I need a chunck, chunk, no better yet a
A hunk of that funk
I get ....(Uh!)... uh, damn I'm drunk. drunk
I need a chunk, no better yet
A hunk of that funk
YeahYeah, I'm good bad, dope I'm freaky fresh
I make hip-hop fans say "yes" "yes" yes, yes
Crazy's comin' thru through you know we're gonna blow up
Hold up wait up, wait, I think I'm gonna throw up, Na' false alarm up

False alarm, I'm getting all ladies with my cool charm
When I get drunk drunk, I might even call my daddy a punk
Yeah ,
Yeah, but only when I'm drunk.

CHORUS: drunk
Yeah, only when I'm drunk
Only when I'm drunk
Yeah, only when I'm drunk
It happens only when I'm drunk. drunk

It goes, one for the chronic chronic, two for the amnesia
I'm that the crazy white boy with the drinks in the freezer
Bust a one out, two out blitz type of rapper
That will get you out of your seat quicker than a car jackerenter added
Sippin' colt forty fever fever, when I'm coolin' with my people
Got ho's in east East Columbus when like I'm Billy D. Rico
"Cause'Cause I move like like, I'm smooth like Like I'm Harry Belafonte
Lookin' for them suckers that jumped my homey Le Leenter added
All up in this bitch with the Gin and Tanqueray
Tanqueray dinkDrink like Mr.Wendal Mr.Wendall, smokeenter deleted
bud like Dr Dre. Dr. Dre
But that's causeThat's 'cause I'm old enough to do that type of shit
God damn.Goddamn, I gotta piss
piss, I pass the mic to Mr. Shift. Shift

I get drunk and can't nobody whoop me
I'm trippin' it must be that brew that Iwas I was sippin'
Kickin' in, guess I shouldn't have mixed it with the Gin
'Cause when I'm laying on my back I can feel the room spinenter added
One too many, I reckon Feelin' reckon, feelin' I got to hurl any second
Want to get up but can't move
Feels like I'm stuck in a groove
What the fuck was I trying to prove prove?

I got a knack for downin' four-o's
All the hos ho's know them doobie bros
People call me shift Shift, I keep a fifth in my trunk
I might fuck an ugly bitch, but only when I'm drunk. drunk

CHORUS:
Yeah, only when I'm drunk
Only when I'm drunk
Yeah, only when I'm drunk
It happens only when I'm drunk. drunk
Yeah, one, two, one, two
Only when I'm drunk

One, two, one, two
Only when I'm drunk
One, two, one, two
Only when I'm drunk
One, two, one, two
Only when I'm drunk