Intro: Kon Artis Haha Ai This time we're
gonna do our thing (Huh) Is that aiight wit
y'all? (Yeah) Its gotta be cuz we gon do it
anyway Ain't that right fellaz (Yeah) Fellaz
ain't that right (Yeah) Haha

Chorus: Kon Artis Tell ya people, that I'm the
man I can't be faded, there's been a change of
plans You can meet me at the barbershop (At the
barbershop) At the barbershop (At the barbershop)
You can meet me at the barbershop (C'mon, where?)
At the barbershop (At the barbershop)

Kon Artis Well its friday afternoon and I just
woke up (*burp-fart*) That's right I just woke up
From an excruciating evening at work, woman so
what That its two-thirty-PM, I'm grown dammit
straight up And know when through my finger
either I think it is time we bust, you know Leave
the premisis less you plannin' to cook, I mean
it's Three o'clock and I gotta gimme a cut for
that Big party tonight thrown at K-P Productions
And I don't wanna loose my spot Cuz everybody
know "Big O" got the tightest fans on
the block So I got to be in that seat at Four
o'clock Shoot I need me some crispy-ones to go
with my new outfit So tell ya people.

Chorus: Kon Artis Tell ya people, that I'm the
man I can't be faded, there's been a change of
plans You can meet me at the barbershop (At the
barbershop) At the barbershop (At the barbershop)
You can meet me at the barbershop (C'mon, where?)
At the barbershop (At the barbershop)

Kuniva Haha Understand me now, I'm cool as a
breeze (Wassup playa, wassup) On the black hand
side, gimme some grease (Alright) I want a liner
but naw I don't want you to fate me (Nope) A
ghetto girl with a attitude to contegrate me So
what's happenin', the hood's seein' in I get the
scoop on everyone in the ghetto so let's begin
Who got shot? (Mike) Who got jumped? (Eric) Who
got ganked? (Shay) Who got robbed? (Dee) Who
went to jail? (Chuck) Who got saved? (Rick)
Who's gettin' money and who's broke as a joke And
hear about your lady called me that started
smokin' that dope (For real?) You get it all at
this little dusty place Let me be still, she
gettin' out the razor from my face You see.

Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/GA1 Chorus: Kon Artis Tell ya people, that I'm the
man I can't be faded, there's been a change of
plans You can meet me at the barbershop (At the
barbershop) At the barbershop (At the barbershop)
You can meet me at the barbershop (C'mon, where?)
At the barbershop (At the barbershop)

Bizarre You heard of me, the fat guy that raps
Now its time for Bizarre to take off his shower
cap Its been five days, I patiently waited
Saturday morning, its time to get faded And I
mean get faded, "I mean get faded" Damn
at four o'clock, I didn't almost make it My
barber's name is Sarah, she don't really know how
to cut But she gots nice teeth and big ol' butt
So two days a week, I get faded for no reason
Same ol' haircut, keep it low and breathin' If
you see me in a barbershop, go on and run Cuz I'm
probably gettin' a perm and my toe-nails done

Proof + (Kon Artis) Got here full grip, but
can't call the cops I gotta get the script from
the lips to the barbershop Jump in the seat
"Yo gimme the line and" And tell me who
came through shinnin' (Homeboy scooped up, in a
new truck) (Gave everybody a cup and gave me a
few bucks) (Then he started braggin' bout his
last lick) Cut me a design along with his address

Swift You can have a million dollar suit on,
shinnin' with ya karats up But it don't mean
nothin' if ya floggin' in ya haircut Now who
next? (Um I just want my son to get a tech)
Whatabout you sweetie? (So what you tryin' say?)
I'm just playin' with you baby (Hey He do this all
the time) And all you do is whine, and drink wine
(Hahaha) Yo' you know that Cho-chie got knocked
out (Man) (When?) Early at Le'mott's house
(Again?) (I wouldn't let that man sit on my
couch) (You was wit him yesterday) (Man what are
you talkin' bout?) I'm just about ready to throw
y'all out (No you ain't, I'll be here for bout a
hour) No I'll raise up the rates

Kon Artis So go tell ya people, that I'm the
man I can't be faded, there's been a change of
plans You can meet me at the barbershop (At the
barbershop) You can meet me at the barbershop (At
the barbershop) You can meet me at the barbershop
(C'mon, where?) At the barbershop (At the
barbershop)