Intro I don't know dude... I think everyone's
all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer
of a band dude... And I think everyone's got a
fuckin problem with me dude... And they need to
take it up with me after the show... Because...

Chorus These chicks don't even know the name
of my band... But they're all on me like they
wanna hold hands... Cuz once I blow they know
that i'll be the man... All because I'm the lead
singer of my band...

Verse 1 - Eminem So I get off stage right and
drop the mic Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm
all like "Sup ladies, my name's Slim
Shady" I'm the lead singer in D12 baby
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem"
"I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin
rock" "Please Marshall please let me
suck your cock" And by now the rest of the
fellas get jealous Especially when I drop the
beat and do my acapellas All the chicks start
yellin', all the hot babes Throw their bras and
their shirt and their panties on stage So like
every single night they pick a fight with me But
when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry Cuz
they're back on stage the next night with me Dude
I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the life for me And all
the other guys just despise me because

Chorus These chicks don't even know the name
of my band... But they're all on me like they
wanna hold hands... Cuz once I blow they know
that i'll be the man... All because I'm the lead
singer of my band... My band repeated 9xs

Verse 2 - Swift You just wanna see a nigga
backwards don't you Hey dad how come we don't rap
on proto Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus You don't
want my autograph, yous a liar And no I'm Swift
(oh I thought you was Kuniva) What the hell is
wrong with that dressing room Cuz my shit is
lookin smaller than a decimal See I know how to
rap, see it's simple but All I did was read a
Russell Simmons book So I'm more intect, tryna
get on the map Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get
whipped on my back

Verse 3 - Kuniva and Kon Artist Look at Em
little punk ass thinkin' he the shit Yeah I know
man find himself takin on a flick Hey I thought
we had an interview with DJ Clue ( Em: No I had
an interview not you two) You gonna be late for
soundcheck Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck But
our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
You know what man I'ma say somethin Hey yo Em
( Em: You got somethin to say?!) Man no I
Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/GBsthought you bout to tell him off, what's up Man
I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to
be crew When I was bout to talk right after you
I swear, I swear man

Chorus These chicks don't even know the name
of my band... But they're all on me like they
wanna hold hands... Cuz once I blow they know
that i'll be the man... All because I'm the lead
singer of my band...

Verse 4 - Proof They say the lead singers
rock, but the group does not Once we sold out
arenas to the amusement park I'm gonna let the
world know that proof is hot I should cut his mic
off when the musics starts Ready to snap on a
dumbass fan Every time i hear (Hey dude I love
your band) We ain't a band bitch we don't play
instruments So why he get 90 and we only get 10
percent And these guys they can find every area
code ( Em: Proof carry my bag) Bitch carry your
own Can't make it to the stage, security in my
way (Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and
Dre?!)

Verse 5 - Bizarre ***dammit I'm sick of this
group Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack Lose
Yourself video I was in the back Superman video I
was in the back Fuck the media, I got some
suggestions Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions
Like who's D12, how we get started (What about
Eminem?) Bitch are you retarded? Anyway I'm the
popularest guy in the group Big ass stomache,
bitches think I'm cute 50 told me to do situps to
get buff I did two and a half and then I couldn't
get up Fuck D12, I'm outta this band I'm gonna
start a group with the real Roxanne

Eminem Girl why cant you see your the only one
for me and it just tears my ass apart to know
that you don't know my name... Chorus - Bizarre
These chicks don't even know the name of my
band...(ha ha) But they're all on me like they
wanna hold hands...(Fuck Marshall) Cuz once I
blow I know that i'll be the man... All because
I'm the lead singer of my band... My Band
Repeated 9x

Outro The hottest boy band in the world...
D12! Eminem as a salsa singer I'm the lead
singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take
off their underpants And the lead singer of my
band, my salsa Makes all the pretty girl's wan to
dance My salsa, look out for my next single, it's
called My Salsa... My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa,
my salsa Makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
And take off their underpants My salsa makes all
the pretty girls wan to dance And take off their
underpants, my salsa (Where'd everybody go?)