Dan Bern Profound Truths Lyrics:
I got some shitty speakers, put ‘em in a good
speaker box Stuck them in a van and sold ‘em up
and down Fairfax Everybody figured they were
stolen, and that’s why they were such a good deal
But it was just a case of Sears inside of JBL

Profound truths are nice, like eat where the truck
drivers stop Profound truths are nice, but
sometimes you just got to make a buck

The LA Weekly has pages of ads for phone sex I
read ‘em but I never call ‘cause I don’t have a
credit card I once got a job impersonating a
physician on the phone Calling hospitals and
selling ‘em a device that tests for chlamydia
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Profound truths are nice, like cigarette burns on
the car decrease resale value Profound truths are
nice, but mostly I just avoid the police

I take showers, I comb my hair I never talk to God
when I’m in my underwear I look at the moon a lot
and think of travelling To Australia, someday

I made some suggestions to the bank where I have
an account They adopted one of them , and let me
buy a money order free of charge Every time I go
in now, the manager says, have you seen ‘em
Referring to the pens that now face the customers,
I say yes

Profound truths are nice, like a stitch in time
saves 10 Profound truths are nice, but baby you
are my Big Fat Hen
Lyrics: Profound Truths, Dan Bern [end]