[Meatwad]
Danger Doom Dangerdoom in the hizzy! hizzy
WiddyWiddy, widdy, widdy, widdy widdy widdy widdy widdy widdy
Widdy, widdy, widdy, we
We need food

[Carl]
Whare What you doin doin' there?
I'm rappin'
[Meatwad]
I'm rappin

[Carl]
Yeah... Yeah, no, no no, I see that - that, what for?

[Meatwad]
Money - Money, that and... and
I wanna get some steady bitches and hoes
And some candy for my nose nerves
Some diamond stones, to roll with my chrome and.. and

[Carl]
Hey, genius. You genius, you even know what that means?

[Meatwad]
Uh-uh - Uh, uh, what does it mean?

[Carl]
Where's the keyboards, keyboards and the
tambourine, tambourine and the guitar
And you know, I mean - mean, the stuffenter deleted
that like, like white people like

[Meatwad]
We had a piano

[Carl]
Somethin bad-ass, like Somethin' bad ass, like, uhh, I don't know
Like uhh, uh, REO Speedwagon or somethin somethin'
Hell yeah

[Meatwad]
Hell yeah!

[MF Doom]
Aiyyo, I know this dude right
Carl, he wore tight blue sweatsenter deleted
but wasn't glued too tight
All he had upstairs was a crude light
You think that's weird? He livedenter deleted
next door to a food fightenter added
Howdy Danger, much obliged for the beat God god
Even though you still eat lard, lard by the Meatwad
Mesquite charred, speakin speakin' of which or who
Voice all squeaky like theyenter deleted
tuned it up a pitch or twoenter added
A cuhnk chunk of burned up witch's brew, get your crew
See if they can't get pat past the stench of the stew
It stank like a septic tank full of big poo
He mostly only turned into a frank or a iglooenter added
Switch your view to the brother with the fried dreads
Not to be confused with theenter deleted
incense selling thai Thai heads
His name rhymes with Mike-Cock Mike Cock
You could call him livewire, eye sockets, Frylockenter added
Able to shoot electricity through his eyeballs
And blast all through your singleenter deleted
sided brick and drywall
More interesting than professional wrestling
When he's online, online you can findenter deleted
him on Instant Pestering instant pestering

What's up with your boy? He's not a soft or hot drink
Whoever don't like it could suckenter deleted
his straw, it's hot pink
On some junk like Gucci on a classy ho
Might splash you in the face with nuclear pistachioenter added
Make a fast break, break or that'll be the last mistake
thatThat ass'll make make, is what you get for
messin messin' with Master Shake
Look out, don't block the screen son, lunge across
TryinTryin' to watch [Adult Swim],
"Aqua Adult Swim, Aqua Teen Hunger Force!" Force

Rock this cult hymn, sock your mean younger boss
Psht - [Adult Swim], "Aqua
Psht, Adult Swim, Aqua Teen Hunger Force!" Force
He often wondered, should he get theenter deleted
logo tatted to his woody?
He could be "#1 number one in the hood, G!"
Easily gee, easily

(*BEEP!!*}

[Master Shake]
Shake callin, he callin', he, heh
You know I wa-ahhhhhhaaaaeehh
I'd just got off the phone with somebody else and uh
And, uh,that wasn't about youenter added
That was about me being upset about something else
I shouldn't have called you but I did, cause did 'cause I just
I like you so much, I'm REALLY really looking forward
forward toTo us working together
And just, and just as of now that I'm calmenter added
And after I've apologized
profusely - profusely, probably too much
I am available, call me doggie - woof!

{*phone hangs up*}