[Harvey Birdman]
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we jury
Weall lived through the 70's 70's, the clothes, the music
The clothes, the music, the heartwarming butenter deleted
rarely amusing Ziggy cartoons
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in judgment of you!" you"?

[MF Doom]
For being a drunken lush, lush and bad as hell
Read the charge and thunk, sunk in
in a plush padded cell
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I accidentally split spilled some kerosene
And dozed off with the L lit, doped up on thorazine
Matter of fact, make mines mine's a double
Few could see the point like a line through the Hubble hubble

Doom hit the eye in the sky with a pie
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Spread his wings and flap like a goose
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Diagnosed as shell shocked from totin totin' toast
And still could hear the bells rock
Doc, rock, doc, another loading dose
He claimed he couldn't take the racket
Faked his own escape in a eightball straight jacket

[Myron Reducto]
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury
This, animal, here; here, this ursine fellow
UNCLEAN! fellow, unclean
He rejected society and retreated
toTo a cave in the woods to plot his vile - NOD! vile, nod

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And it isn't true that at these times
heHe often descends into a delusional state
Sometimes actually adopting another
Another person's persona? persona

[MF Doom]
I started punchin punchin' once I saw son lungin some lungin'
He had me put on punishment for eating the last Munchkin
So now they got me down here near the dungeon
Nurses all arguin' over who's to do the spongin spongin'

He requested time off for bugged behavior
And rhymed off of thug beats bumped by a neighbor
Who spoke with his fist and kept aenter deleted
mirror with a thumbhole thumb hole
Cell twelve drumroll, drum roll, ode to a gum sole
A O.G.
AOG like a captain that's retired
Rappers is space cadets yappin – yappin', be quiet
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daughters to my quarters quarters, at once
And don't sip the tap water water, dunceenter added
He is the super, a stranger who talks to you
Maybe even offer tech support and walk you through
Villain, man in the mask, spit in the face
Show him where to go, inside a hand basket case

[Myron Reducto]
The defendant's confession! confession

[Harvey Birdman]
Uhh, Uh, nothing further

[Mentok the Mindtaker]
Mentok commands you to procede, proceed with your case!

[MF Doom] case
Just since some people, people wear a mask
Don't mean.. they.. mean they did nothing automatically
(Now wait a second)

[Harvey Birdman]
Now wait a second!
Your Honor Honor, I'd respectfully like to have
aA word with you in chambers

[MF Doom]
I request an immediate dismissal, on the grounds... grounds
On grounds that...

[Harvey Birdman] that
Your honor I... I

[MF Doom]
Just as the mask, some people wear a mask
Don't mean that they did something