[Brak]
Why did you buy this album?
I don't know why you did, you're did
You're stupid

" yourself" Go *** yourself

[MF Doom]
Ha ha ha ha!
The super flow with more jokes than Bazooka Joe
A mix between Superfly Snuka and a superhoe
Chew a MC like El Chupa Nibre
Digest a group and sell the poop on eBayenter added
Danger with the vest screamin screamin, "Shoot the DJ!"
Doom clickin clickin' over two chickens, three-way
Four in the 5, five, a cork on the freeway
VillainVillain, find a way to make 'em pay whatever we say
... state
State your intentions
"II really love your tape but Ienter deleted
hate your inventions" inventions
Very well - well, what you want, a brownie?
He took off the mask and whispered
whispered, "Put me where you found me"enter added
He kept his paper digits in a chunk
Once joined a rap rap, click - midgets into crunk
He did a solo on the oboe
Coulda sold a million million, then the Villain villain went for dolo
... and
And cited creative differences
Basically they hated, he left no jaded witnesses
Rappers suck, when they spit spit, I doubt 'em
The crap they sing about you'll wanna slap the out *** *** outta 'em
Psht -
Psst, time waits for no man
On a blind date, a love lover with a slow chrome hand
Judged him by his shoes, hot smelly Brogan brogan
Budged him with the news, called him pot-bellied Conan
... no
No prick barbarian barbarian, a strict bear-atarian
A strict bear-atarian, a sick pair of merry men
The beat is like a swift kick in the rear end
The stiff *** made her lose her lipstick and hairpinenter added
He said "Djamn! Act said, "Damn, act like you know me
Even with the mask on, show me what you owe me"
Tell her brush her grill and wash her face and *** a homey
Dumile got her like Inuyasha got Kagomeenter added
What we have here is a failure to communicate
If you gonna hate, might at least get your rumors straight
about DoomAbout Doom, the Great, great, a lot more confident
Came a long way since the days we had to rhyme for rententer added
It was time well spent, vented vented, spelt and dented
Spelt and dented, hell-bentedHell-bented and heaven-scented
A wire is dead, he's in it for the cash flow
I'd like to send a big up to Firehead Lazzoenter added
Let a brother know once you lasso Hasbro
So when he come with Destro Destro, he gets no hassle
... couldCould hardly get a word in and
wonderinAnd wonderin' what the damage is to retain Harvey Birdman?

(*BEEP!!*}

[Master Shake]
Yo uhh, Danger! It's me Yo, uh, Danger, it's me, your old buddy buddy, Shake
Ahh,Ah, I heard you're doin doin' a little project and uhh, uh, y'know
I hear you talked to some OTHER PEOPLE other people
andAnd I thought you were smarter than thatenter added
But obviously obviously, I am WRONG cause wrong
'Cause youenter deleted
know my rappin rappin' is the {shit} ***
I don't give it out for free though! though
So uhh, uh, I'll do it
Feel it, feel free to call me, me at my number, which you have

{*phone hangs up*}