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Current version of Dangerdoom Lyrics Sofa King (http://www.mp3lyrics.org/d/danger-doom/sofa/) Current version of the lyrics |
Version 2 of Dangerdoom Lyrics Sofa King (http://www.mp3lyrics.org/d/danger-doom/sofa/v2.html) Version 2 of the lyrics | |||||||||||
| Please, read from sheets | Please, read from sheets | |||||||||||
| I am, I am | I am, I am | |||||||||||
| Sofa King | Sofa King | |||||||||||
| Sofa King | Sofa King | |||||||||||
| Scared of a bunch of water, then get out the rain | Scared of a bunch of water, then get out the rain | |||||||||||
| Order a rapper for lunch, and spit out the chain | Order a rapper for lunch, and spit out the chain | |||||||||||
| Then, kick a lungee off the tip of his timbo | Then, kick a lungee off the tip of his timbo | |||||||||||
| And trick a honey dip, into a game of strip limbo | And trick a honey dip, into a game of strip limbo | |||||||||||
| Odd, he couldn't find no remorse | Odd, he couldn't find no remorse | |||||||||||
| A wink is as good as a nod to a blind horse | A wink is as good as a nod to a blind horse | |||||||||||
| Of course, his technique was from a divine source | Of course, his technique was from a divine source | |||||||||||
| Never new the price of ice or what swine cost | Never new the price of ice or what swine cost | |||||||||||
| One guy tried to bite the heat | One guy tried to bite the heat | |||||||||||
| That's when he discovered the other, other white meat | That's when he discovered the other, other white meat | |||||||||||
| Oh, the one, they hate so well | Oh, the one, they hate so well | |||||||||||
| He sure keeps it psycho, like the old Bates motel | He sure keeps it psycho, like the old Bates motel | |||||||||||
| They came to ask him for, at least, some new tracks | They came to ask him for, at least, some new tracks | |||||||||||
| But only got confronted by the beast with two backs | But only got confronted by the beast with two backs | |||||||||||
| Knock, Mouse is a made man | Knock, Mouse is a made man | |||||||||||
| Villain, laid it down, like the best laid plan | Villain, laid it down, like the best laid plan | |||||||||||
| Belle, the cat, who the hell is that, near the middle? | Belle, the cat, who the hell is that, near the middle? | |||||||||||
| Got y'all but it's not all beer and Skittles | Got y'all but it's not all beer and Skittles | |||||||||||
| Prepare the vittles, got riddles and spittles | Prepare the vittles, got riddles and spittles | |||||||||||
| Crystal clear to the jock or the tittle | Crystal clear to the jock or the tittle | |||||||||||
| Sssst, it's hot, off the griddle | Sssst, it's hot, off the griddle | |||||||||||
| Came to take the cake, whether it's a lot or a little | Came to take the cake, whether it's a lot or a little | |||||||||||
| Ka-boom, doom is nervous large | Ka-boom, doom is nervous large | |||||||||||
| You could tell by his blooming room service charge | You could tell by his blooming room service charge | |||||||||||
| Dark and tall to boot | Dark and tall to boot | |||||||||||
| 1 | The only thing was wrong was, he was bald as a Klute | The only thing was wrong was, he was bald as a coot | 1 | |||||||||
| Used to rent a van from Peter Pan, the red and tan | Used to rent a van from Peter Pan, the red and tan | |||||||||||
| And keep the human foot for his dead man's hand | And keep the human foot for his dead man's hand | |||||||||||
| This was when the mask was brand-spankin' new | This was when the mask was brand-spankin' new | |||||||||||
| Before it got rusted, from drankin' all the brew | Before it got rusted, from drankin' all the brew | |||||||||||
| Stankin' too, pew | Stankin' too, pew | |||||||||||
| Kept all his earnings in the bank and his shoe | Kept all his earnings in the bank and his shoe | |||||||||||
| Spat what he knew, energy for true | Spat what he knew, energy for true | |||||||||||
| To all fake rappers, twenty-three skidoo | To all fake rappers, twenty-three skidoo | |||||||||||
| Excuse you, any room in the class front? | Excuse you, any room in the class front? | |||||||||||
| For a blast of the blunt, shroomin' since last month | For a blast of the blunt, shroomin' since last month | |||||||||||
| Doom a human in the mask, born to stunt | Doom a human in the mask, born to stunt | |||||||||||
| Danger zoomin' past, mad, fast on the hunt | Danger zoomin' past, mad, fast on the hunt | |||||||||||
| Keep your streets, we got the city neatly conquered | Keep your streets, we got the city neatly conquered | |||||||||||
| Discretely, with the CD, 'til they be completely bunkered | Discretely, with the CD, 'til they be completely bunkered | |||||||||||
| The fans demanded it, handled it, swallow it | The fans demanded it, handled it, swallow it | |||||||||||
| His own brand of shit, if only he could bottle it | His own brand of shit, if only he could bottle it | |||||||||||
| Hmm, nah, she could get messy | Hmm, nah, she could get messy | |||||||||||
| The feds tried to torture him for the secret recipe | The feds tried to torture him for the secret recipe | |||||||||||
| He said, "It's no use, I only know half | He said, "It's no use, I only know half | |||||||||||
| No speaka de English, I only do the math" | No speaka de English, I only do the math" | |||||||||||
| Bzzt, felt no pain | Bzzt, felt no pain | |||||||||||
| His brain was saturated with cocaine and Rogaine | His brain was saturated with cocaine and Rogaine | |||||||||||
| He said, "Try scan, no thing, three-card dead | He said, "Try scan, no thing, three-card dead | |||||||||||
| Fly man, go for bling, he got bled | Fly man, go for bling, he got bled | |||||||||||
| I jam over sting, see spots red | I jam over sting, see spots red | |||||||||||
| I am Sofa King, we Todd, Ed" | I am Sofa King, we Todd, Ed" | |||||||||||
| We, Todd, Ed | We, Todd, Ed | |||||||||||
| Now repeat all, very fast, please | Now repeat all, very fast, please | |||||||||||
| I am, Sofa King | I am, Sofa King | |||||||||||
| Faster | Faster | |||||||||||
| I am Sofa King | I am Sofa King | |||||||||||
| No, no, not so fast, loses meaning | No, no, not so fast, loses meaning | |||||||||||
| I am so fucking retarded | I am so fucking retarded | |||||||||||
| You say, funny thing | You say, funny thing | |||||||||||
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