[Ignignokt] Behold y'all, the digital vats of urine
[Err]Drink up bitches! Taste bitches, taste our liquid gold
[Ignignokt]Err, you must respect yourself
[Ignignokt] ForstFirst, you wreck yourself
[Err] Hey yourself, hey man, you made a rhyme! rhyme
[Ignignokt]Yes it is for I am a rap God, God from beyond the moon

[MF Doom]
Everybody talkin talkin' 'bout pistols, gats is borin borin'
He came with a new topic to flip you, vats of urine
All pro, check the stats, his style scorin scorin'
While you at it, double check that Cristal you're pourin pourin'

Born of the pleads that needs a P in geniuses
Broads don't see it, since they don't got these, conveniences these
ThankConveniences, thank God she's not a ho
In the studio when you gotta go, you gotta goenter added
Before you flow, make sure you practice or you losin losin'
You don't wanna miss and let the cactus get to oozin oozin'
If any contestant splash, he's disqualified
Even if one drip should slide down the bottle sideenter added
Put a bum in a even better pickle
Reality show, how far would you go, go to get a nickel?
... letLet alone a buck
Listen by the window, you can hear him moanin - yuck! moanin', yuck

Remember, tomorrow is garbage day
It's not the kind of stuff you want to save and harbor away
Once it gets ripened and fermented
It takes on a bouquet that I should say is naturally scentedenter added
Tempted by a empty can of Guinness
Or waitin waitin' until we get there, say two or three minutes
Yeah, when it's fresh, it's sterile
Some say digestible, even edibleenter added
If you was stranded out to sea, alone and in trouble
Survive dehyrdation, dehydration, guzzle your own cup full
Some day, day you may even show your son how
Howto use it to make potassium nitrate for gunpowderenter added
Funded by friends of ours who's generous
Join us next time when we discuss disgusting enemas
[Err]He's like a rap God
[Err]He's like a big log, log that you find in your toilet
[Ignignokt]Fo' real!
[Err] Bow real, bow down and suck his knees! knees
[Ignignokt]enter added
And I am about to kick it all up in here
[Err] Stand here, stand by for kicking! kickin'
[Ignignokt]I am the kicker Err, er, not you, you
[Ignignokt] You kick elsewhere
[Err]This sucks man, I'm bored
[Ignignokt] Me too! bored, me too