Well my name is Paul Fred
I like to life a lot of weights
I think that apple picking is a
sure-shot "get laid" date
I treat life like it's business
I got no time for your games
I had to buy a special sweat shirt
Just to remember my name
(kick it in)
I can watch an episode of Seinfeld
And not even hint a little laugh
I sleep 'till four in the morning
And then wake up and take a bath
Well my housemates aren't serious
It doesn't take too much to get them pissed
But if I get a job in New York
Well I'm sure that they'll be missed
But now I just try to ignore them
Because I've got my own demands
I'm 27 years old and I run a t-shirt stand
Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/HjmBut now I want to get a real job
And I want to get one fast
I'm gonna go into that interview
And kick some fucking ass
(spoken) Oh... why do I have to live
with Andre and Crazy Dan?
Haa chaa chaa chaa chaa chaa.....
Well my name is Paul Fred
But Fred Paul is alright
I cook frozen pizza by day
And I whip up omelets at night
I wear a towel around my waist
That doesn't even cover my thighs
I close every single window
When the room is 80 degrees fahrenheit
Someday I'll escape this
Someday I'll see the light
I don't want to kill my housemates
But someday I just might