Daphne & Celeste U.G.L.Y Lyrics:
Ok, I'm a cheerleader now!

U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
Eh! Hey! You ugly [x4]

I saw you walking down
the street just the other day
I didn't see your damage
from that far away
I should have got a clue
when the kids started screaming
You walked up to me with your
buck teeth a-gleaming
You hair was all frizzy and
your face was a mess
I thought it was a sack
but it's your favorite dress
You hurt the trees feelings
and the birds all flew
I don't mean to insult you
- Oh wait yes I do!

Your teeth are all yellow
they're covered in mold
You're only fourteen you look
a hundred years old
When looks were handed out
you were last in line
Your face looks like where
the sun don't shine
Did you fall off a building
and land on your head
Or did a truck run over
your face instead
There ain't no pill cuz you ain't ill -
You ugly!

U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
Eh! Hey! You ugly [x2]

What you really need is to wear a mask
And book that plastic surgeon fast, girl
You're scary you're hairy
I heard about you
You're the main
attraction at the city zoo
You're so fat and ugly
with a belly full of flab
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When you wear a yellow coat
people shout out cab!
So funny.

You got eyes like a pig
and your nose is big
And with hair like that you
should be wearing a wig
Uncle Fester remember him?
I never knew that you had a twin
You can't disguise your googly eyes
In the Miss Ugly pageant
you win first prize
Your mama says you ugly, you ugly

U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly!
Eh! Hey! You ugly! [x2]

Get busy! [x9]
Your mama says you ugly [x3]
Your ugly!

U-U-U-U
Now I feel like Blondie

U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly!
Eh! Hey! You ugly! [x2]

Quasimodo
Camelbreath
Squarehead
Ugly
Chicken legs
Pigface
Chin like bubba
Ugly
Fish lips
Toad licker
Poindexter
Ugly
Spaghetti arms
Limp butt
Freakshow
Ugly

U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly!
Eh! Hey! You ugly

U.G.L.Y you could make an onion cry

U.G.L.Y like an alien
chased by the F.B.I

U.G.L.Y [x6]

U.G.L.Y.
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly!
Lyrics: U.G.L.Y, Daphne & Celeste [end]