Daphne & Celeste U.G.L.Y Lyrics:
[Celeste:] OK! I'm a cheerleader now

[Chorus (Daphne and Celeste)]
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi
You ugly. Eh! Hey! You ugly [x4]

[Celeste:] I saw you walking down the street just the other day
[Celeste:] I didn't see your damage from that far away
[Celeste:] I should have got a clue when the kids started screamin'
[Celeste:] You walked up to me with your buck teeth a-gleamin'
[Celeste:] Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
[Celeste:] I thought it was a sack but it's your favourite dress
[Celeste:] You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew
[Celeste:] I don't mean to insult you. Oh, wait! Yes, I do

[Daphne:] Your teeth are yellow. They're covered in mould
[Daphne:] You're only fourteen, you look a hundred years old
[Celeste:] When looks were handed out, you were last in line
[Celeste:] Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
[Daphne:] Did you fall off a building and land on your head
[Daphne:] or did a truck run over your face instead
[Celeste:] There ain't no pill 'cuz you ain't ill
[Daphne and Celeste:] You're ugly!

[Daphne and Celeste:] U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi
You ugly. Eh! Hey! You ugly [x2]

[Daphne:] What you really need is to wear a mask
[Daphne:] and book that plastic surgeon fast (girl)
[Celeste:] You're scary, you're hairy. I heard about you
[Celeste:] You're the main attraction at the city zoo
[Daphne:] You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
[Daphne:] When you wear a yellow coat people shout out "cab"!
[Celeste:] (so funny)

[Daphne:] You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
[Daphne:] and with hair like that you should be wearing a wig
[Celeste:] Uncle Fester remember him?
[Celeste:] I never knew that you had a twin
[Daphne:] You can't disguise your googly eyes
[Daphne:] In the Miss Ugly pageant you win first prize
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[Celeste:] Your mama says you're ugly
[Daphne and Celeste:] You ugly!

[Daphne and Celeste:] U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi
You ugly. Eh! Hey! You ugly [x2]
[Daphne:] Get busy [x9]
[Celeste:] Your mama says you're ugly
[Daphne:] Get busy
[Celeste:] Your mama says you're ugly
[Daphne:] Get busy
[Celeste:] Your mama says you're ugly
[Daphne:] Get busy
[Daphne and Celeste:] You're ugly!

[Daphne and Celeste:] U.U.U.U.
[Daphne:] Now I feel like blondie

[Daphne and Celeste:] U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi
You ugly. Eh! Hey! You ugly [x2]

[Daphne:] Quasimodo
[Celeste:] Camel breath
[Daphne:] Squarehead
[Daphne and Celeste:] Ugly!

[Celeste:] Chicken legs
[Daphne:] Pig face
[Celeste:] Chin like bubba
[Daphne and Celeste:] Ugly!

[Daphne:] Fish lips
[Celeste:] Toad licker
[Daphne:] Poindexter
[Daphne and Celeste:] Ugly!

[Celeste:] Spaghetti arms
[Daphne:] Limp butt
[Daphne and Celeste:] Freak show
[Daphne and Celeste:] Ugly!

[Daphne and Celeste:] U.G.L.Y. you ain't got no alibi
You ugly. Eh! Hey! You ugly

[Daphne and Celeste:] U.G.L.Y. -
[Celeste:] You could make an onion cry

[Daphne and Celeste:] U.G.L.Y. -
[Daphne:] Like an alien chased by the F.B.I.

[Daphne and Celeste:] U.G.L.Y. [x6]
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly!
Lyrics: U.G.L.Y, Daphne & Celeste [end]