Bum stiggedy stiggedy, bum stiggedy bum, stiggedy, bum hon, Ienter deleted
got the old pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
Old pa rum pum pum pum
But I can fe-fi-fo-fum, diddly-bum, fe fi fo fum diddly bum, here I come
So Peter Piper, Piper I'm hyper than Pinochio's Pinocchio's noseenter added
I'm the supercalafragilistic tic-tac tic tac pro
I gave my oopsy, daisy, oopsy daisy now you've got the crazy
Crazy with the books, Googley-goo googley goo where's the gravy
So one two, two unbuckle my, um um, shoeenter added
Yabba Doo, hippity-hoo, doo, hippity hoo, crack a brew
So trick or treat, smell my feet, yup yup, I drippedy-dropped a hit
So books get on your mark and spark that old censorship
Drats and double drats, I smiggedy-smacked some whiz kidsenter added
The boogedy-woogedly boogedy-woogedly, Brooklyn boy's about to get his, dig
My waist bone's connected to my hip bone
My hip bone's connected to my thigh bone
My thigh bone's connected to my knee bone
My knee bone's connected to my hardy-har-har-harenter added
The jibbedy-jabber jaw ja-jabbing at your funny bone, um
Skip the ovaltine, Ovaltine, I'd rather have a honeycomb
Or preferably the sesame, Let's spiggedy-spark the blunts, um
Dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun

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WellWell, I'll be darned, shiver me timbers, yo head for the hills
I picked a weeping willow, and a daffodil
So back up bucko or I'll pulverize McGruff
'Cause this little piggy gets busy and stuffenter added
Arrivederci, heavens to mercy, honky tonk I get swift
I caught a snuffleufagus and smoked a boogaloo spliff
I got the nooks, the cranies, the nitty gritty fodey-doe
All aboard, cast away, hey where's my boogaloo?
Oh
Oh, I'm steaming, agony
Why's everybody always picking on me
They call me Puddin' Tane, and rap's my game
You ask me again and I'll t-tell you the sameenter added
'Cause I'm the vulgar vegemintarian, so stick 'em up freeze
So no Park sausages, Mom, please
A-blitz shoots the breeze, twiddly-dee shoots his lip
Crazy dazy shot the Sheriff, yup and I shot the giftenter added
And that's pretty sneaky, sis oh yep
I got my socks off, my rocks off, my Nestle's cup of cocoa
Holly hobby tried to slob me, tried to rob me silly stunt
Diggedy-dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun

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Yahoo, hidee-ho yup I'm coming around the stretch
So here Fido boy, fetch, boy, fetch
I got the rope-a-dope a slippery choker, look at me get raw
And I'm the hickory-dickory top of morning boogoloo big jawenter added
With the yippedy zippedy Winnie the Pooh bad boy blue, blue
Yo crazy got the gusto, what up, I swing that too
So nincompoop give a hoot and stomp a troop without a strain
Like Roscoe B. Coltraneenter added
I spiggedy-spark a spiff and give a twist like Chubby Checker
I take my Froot Loops with two scoops, make it double decker
Oh Vince, the baby come to Papa Duke
A babaloo, ooh, a babaloo boogedy booenter added
I went from Gucci to Stussy, to fliggedy-flam a groupie
To Zsa Zsa, to yibbedy-yabba dabba hoochie koochie
Tally ho I-I'll take my Stove Top instead of potatoes, so
Maybe I'll shoot 'em now, nope maybe I'll shoot 'em later, yepenter added
I used to have a dog and Bingo was his name oh, so uh
B - I - N - G - O-oh O oh
You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, hon, so uh
Dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun

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