Spoken:
She went away and left me.
Sung:
Lord, she never said a word.
And even if she would have told me,
I prob'ly never would have heard.
Well, she once said, "No other woman, honey..."
Could ever lay up in her bed.
Now there's cum stains on the pillow,
Where she once laid her head.

Cum stains on the pillow.
In the middle of the bed.
I found me a true, fine mamma.
And she's got some damned good head.
But I hope she's out there list'ning,
To every word I've said.
'Cause, there's cum stains on the pillow,
Where she once laid her head.

(Play it now.)

Instrumental break.

(Ah, the oldest son.)

Yeah, now when she took my Cadillac,
That didn't bother me a bit.
But when she took that Bluetick Hound2,
She shoulda never done that shit.
I never thought I'd see the day,
Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/H2GHer love would be as dead,
As the cum stains on the pillow,
Where she once laid her head.

Cum stains on the pillow.
In the middle of the bed.
Found me a true, fine mamma.
And she's got some damned good head.
I hope yo're out there list'ning,
To every word I've said.
'Cause, there's cum stains on the pillow,
Where you once laid you head.

Yes, there's cum stains on the pillow,
In the middle of the bed.

Think about it, honey.

CUM STAINS ON THE PILLOW
Written by: David Allan Coe
Performed by: David Allan Coe
Appears on: Nothing Sacred-1978 (Track 3)1 & 18 X-Rated Songs-1990
(Track 3).

1Transcribed from the track on this album.

2Refers to the dog breed, Bluetick Coonhound, that is typically bred
in the southern United States and gets its "blue" coloring from the
black and white mottling of its skin, which gives the impression of a
navy blue color.