David Allan Coe Dear Penis Lyrics:
Dear penis by
Rodney Carrington

dear penis,
I don´t think I like you anymore,
you used to watch me shave,
now all ya do is stare at the floor,
oh dear penis,
I don´t like you anymore.

It used to be you and me,
a paper towel and a dirty magazine,
that´s all we needed to get by,
now it seems things have changed,
and I think that you´re
the one to blame,
dear penis,
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I don´t like you anymore.

He sings

Dear rodney,
I don´t think I like you anymore,
cos when you get drinking,
you put me places I´ve
never been before,
dear rodney,
I don´t like you anymore.

Why can´t we just get a grip,
on our man to hand relationship,
come to terms with truly how we feel,
if we put our heads together,
we'd just stay home forever,
dear penis,
I think I like you after all.

Oh and rodney,
while you´re shaving, shave my balls.
Lyrics: Dear Penis, David Allan Coe [end]