David Allan Coe Don't Bite the Dick Lyrics:
Don't bite the dick that fucks you, honey.
You got to learn to suck it funny.
How those dicks all taste like rubber,
Covered with goo.
Some cum's clear and some cum's milky.
Some cum's thick and some cum's silky.
Don't bit the dick that fucks you, honey.
And it'll be good to you.

Mamma, be proud of your daughter.
Think of all the things you taught her.
Not to go into the water till she could swim.
How to cook, how to sew.
But there's other things you know.
You should have taught her about sex,
That it was not a sin.

You should've said,
"Don't bite the dick that fucks you, honey.
You got to learn to suck it funny.
How those dicks all taste like rubber,
Covered with goo.
Some cum's clear and some cum's milky.
Some cum's thick and some cum's silky.
Don't bit the dick that fucks you, honey.
And it'll be good to you."

You should have taught her how to suck one.
If you'da taught her how to fuck one.
Maybe she'd would have never snuck one,
When you wasn't home.
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You could have taught her not to fight it.
You could have told her not to bite it.
You could have taught her wrong from right.
But you left her on her own.

You should've said,
"Don't bite the dick that fucks you, honey.
You got to learn to suck it funny.
How those dicks all taste like rubber,
Covered with goo.
Some cum's clear and some cum's milky.
Some cum's thick and some cum's silky.
Don't bit the dick that fucks you, honey.
And it'll be good to you."

"Don't bite the dick that fucks you, honey.
You got to learn to suck it funny.
How those dicks taste all like rubber,
Covered with goo.
Some cum's clear and some cum's milky.
Some cum's thick and some cum's silky.
Don't bite the dick that fucks you, honey.
And it'll be good to you."

"Don't bite the dick that fucks you, honey.
[Fade.]
You got to learn to suck it funny.
How those dicks taste all like rubber,
Covered with goo...


[DON'T BITE THE DICK]
[Written by: David Allan Coe
Performed by: David Allan Coe
Appears on: Underground Album-1982 (Track 9) [1] , 18 X-Rated Hits-1990
(Track 10).]

[1] Transcribed from the track on this album.]
Lyrics: Don't Bite the Dick, David Allan Coe [end]