Spoken:
This song is for all the people that’s, uh, been reviewing our records
in different magazines an' things. And mentioning the fact that we sound
a lot like Jimmy Buffet because we live in Key West an' we use conga
drums in our songs. An', uh, to all those people that are under the
misconception that Mr. Buffett lives in Key West, we’d like to say that
there is a lot of things in Key West, as a matter of fact,

Sung:
There’s sailboats an' conch shells an' palm trees galore,
But Jimmy Buffett doesn’t live in Key West anymore.
Sister Spare Change has a bumper sticker on the door.
Says, "Jimmy Buffett doesn’t live in Key West any more."

Hey, smugglers need those Buffett songs, snitching on the sly.
Bringin' heat where it’s already too damn hot to die.
Son of a son of son of a bitch, what’s all that bullshit for?
Jimmy Buffett, he don't live in Key West anymore.

Sailin' to the Caribbean, Jimmy might well be.
Pictures up in Rollin’ Stone, for all the world to see,
The rich keep gettin' richer, the poor they just stay poor.
An' Jimmy Buffett doesn’t’ live in Key West anymore.

Now, Jimmy’s moved to Malibu with all those other stars.
He’s not down Duval Street, hangin’ out in bars.
All them god-damned tourist got to be a bore.
Jimmy Buffett doesn’t live in Key West any more.

So, don’t tell me I sound like Jimmy Buffett,
Just because I've got that islan' beat.
Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/H3AJimmy might have grown up on the ocean.
Me, I kinda grown up on the street.
Music’s just a way of life, me, I’m livin' free.
So, don’t lay all that Key West, Jimmy Buffett shit on me.

Now, "Divers Do It Deeper," must have really made them mad.
Some of them reviewers said it really sounded bad.
Well, they liked "Margaritaville," an', me, I liked it too.
Someday, Jimmy, why don’t we just both get drunk an' screw.3
All of them creepy mother fuckers that think music is a whore,
Tell 'em that you just don’t live in Key West anymore.

An' there’s sailboats an' conch shells an' palm trees galore,
But Jimmy Buffett, he don't live in Key West anymore.
Sister Spare Change has a bumper sticker on her door.
"Jimmy Buffett he dont live in Key West any more."

(Alright, boys, sound like Jimmy Buffet now.)

JIMMY BUFFETT1
Written by: David Allan Coe
Performed by: David Allan Coe
Appears on: Nothing Sacred-1978 (Track 6)2 & 18 X-Rated Hits-1990
(Track 11).

1Sometimes called, "Jimmy Buffett Doesn't Live in Key West Anymore."

2Transcribed from the track on this album.

3Refers to the Jimmy Buffet song, "Why Don't We Get Drunk & Screw?"