Little Suzie Shallow Throat was lonely.
All the girls all made fun of her at school.
‘Cause no matter how she tried,
She could not get a dick inside
Her shallow throat, shallow throat.

Hot dogs and bananas were too big.
Cucumbers and sausages,
They just would not fit.
She tried 'em all.

The football team all tried to give her lessons.
She practiced but she threw up on the coach.
Not one man on the squad ever shot his wad,
In Suzie’s throat, shallow throat.

Hot dogs and bananas were too big.
Cucumbers and sausages,
They just would not fit.
She tried 'em all.

The drum major was a boy named Slick,
Who had a very little, bitty dick.
She licked it, sucked and stroked it,
Till Slick thought she might choke.
Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/H3KHe never knew she had a shallow throat.

Hot dogs and bananas were too big.
Cucumbers and sausages,
They just would not fit.
She tried 'em all.

She finally learned to deep-throat after all.
Since she met Slick she’s really had a ball.
But Slick, he’s kind of lonesome with Suzie and the kid.
‘Cause though his dick just fits her throat,
Her pussy’s much too big.

LITTLE SUZIE SHALLOW THROAT
Written by: David Allan Coe
Performed by: Someone in David Allan Coe's band1.
Appears on: Underground Album-1982 (Track 7)2 & 18 X-Rated Hits-1990
(Track 6).

1I can't be sure, but it doesn't sound like Coe is doing the singing
on this cut. I've tried to research it, but nowhere is there information
to corroborate or deny my thinking. On the other hand, nowhere does it
say that Coe sung it either.

2Transcribed from the track on this album.